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Date: Tuesday, 15 May 2028 10:24:53 +0300
HEADLINES FROM THIS COMING YEAR: 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
Baby conceived naturally; scientists stumped.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
An 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed,
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters are still having trouble with voting machines.
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| Posted over 9 years ago
Castro will make it to at least 120... Cigars are the fountain of youth... Look at how long George Burns made it!
Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples' liberty's teeth. -George Washington