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Date: Tuesday, 15 May 2028 10:24:53 +0300


Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White
minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and

Baby conceived naturally; scientists stumped.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the
Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton-Obama has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
delivery to Wednesdays only.

An 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed,
they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters
and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters are still having trouble with voting machines.
And that’s the way it was, or will be.
RJ “DOC” Hall


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Castro will make it to at least 120... Cigars are the fountain of youth... Look at how long George Burns made it!

Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples' liberty's teeth. -George Washington