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Posted over 9 years ago
HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants; no one wanted them in the first place.
NEXT, replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell --- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right --- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this?