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we just busted a lady yesterday that was trying to bring a 26oz of weed in her purse in to the prison when she was visting.well common sense tells you that you cant bring purses in and she takes it out and sticks it down her pants... she doesnt even go to the bathroon to do this just in the middle of our front entry with cameras everywhere! how stupid can ppl be. but what kills me more is she brought her 2 small children with her that is just sad! i just recently switched to front entry two days a week what are some other ways you guys have seen trying to be on my toes

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Hey look at the bright side of this, if it weren't for all those dumb people what would you be dong?


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IT'S CALLED JOB SECURITY

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tracy55 said:

IT'S CALLED JOB SECURITY

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Sarge624 said:


tracy55 said:


IT'S CALLED JOB SECURITY


AMEN


I second that....


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Those dumb people are the reason you are there....and thank goodness for that too. There will be some who think they are smarter than you are and will try to get things past you. I hope you will be hard assed with them all. Every prison I have worked at has had drugs, cigarettes, cell phones, even gasoline come through the front gates... I hope you will be watchful and catch even more of these idiots.

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Are we talking about the inmates or some of the fools we work with and/or for.


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we just busted a lady yesterday that was trying to bring a 26oz of weed in her purse in to the prison when she was visting.well common sense tells you that you cant bring purses in and she takes it out and sticks it down her pants... she doesnt even go to the bathroon to do this just in the middle of our front entry with cameras everywhere! how stupid can ppl be. but what kills me more is she brought her 2 small children with her that is just sad! i just recently switched to front entry two days a week what are some other ways you guys have seen trying to be on my toes
we used allow people to bring things like deodorant, shampoo, and such to family members incarcerated. There were so many that attempting to hide the contraband in those items. Deodorant, there is the bottom part the comes off and they started putting superglue on it when replacing the bottom part. shampoo, they would take the items and place them in saran wrap and put it in the neck of the bottle. then they started putting the items in the flip cap of the shampoo. there are sooooooo many ways that they will attempt to bring it in. I am thankful that we no longer accept property from outside. they have to get everything off commissary.


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It's like one of the officers who help nurture my interest in law enforcement said, "I wish I could say all arrest were due to good police work, but most are due to dumb criminals." Thank goodness cause they help pay the rent.

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In AZ, when visiting an inmate in the jail, they caught someone bringing weed and cash in a Bible.  One or two leaves were placed between every two or three pages in the Bible.  Visitation was halted and all inmates returned to their cells and placed on lockdown for two weeks--until they found every bit of the weed/other junk.


Sheriff Joe said Not in his jail and he stopped all books & other products from being brought in.  The only thing that could be brought in was a Bible from a pastor WRAPPED in the original manufacturer's plastic wrap.  If it wasn't wrapped it DID NOT come in.


Great job seeing her do this stupid thing.  It's the babies that I feel sorry for.  They had no way to say no--she was mommy!


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StarLight says ...



In AZ, when visiting an inmate in the jail, they caught someone bringing weed and cash in a Bible.  One or two leaves were placed between every two or three pages in the Bible.  Visitation was halted and all inmates returned to their cells and placed on lockdown for two weeks--until they found every bit of the weed/other junk.


Sheriff Joe said Not in his jail and he stopped all books & other products from being brought in.  The only thing that could be brought in was a Bible from a pastor WRAPPED in the original manufacturer's plastic wrap.  If it wasn't wrapped it DID NOT come in.


Great job seeing her do this stupid thing.  It's the babies that I feel sorry for.  They had no way to say no--she was mommy!



I Found a CO's pen and a razor inside a kuran of one of our muslim inmates, He kept insisting that I was not allowed to touch the book, Yea ok buddy. I ended up taking away the book for trying to lie and hide contraband.


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Plus stupid people are funny!

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Are we talking about the inmates or some of the fools we work with and/or for.



Stupid inmates give us job security, stupid coworkers give the Worker's Union job security...it's a vicious circle....


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We had one guy bring in some drugs, give them to the inmate, the inmate turned him in. Talk about dumb people.

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Try false bottoms on tennis shoes or the back of the tennis shoe pulls down to reveal a hiding place.


PPL (females) put things between their boobs.


There are pleanty of hiding places.


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A new commitment came in yesturday. I don't know how the searching officer missed it, but the inmate sewed a bunch of tabacco in his long under shirt. The Officer finger printing him grabbed his arm around the elbow and found it. I guess when you have enough time you will try anything.

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we had someone bring a suit to our jail for an inmate to wear when he went to court and they had hid a hand cuff key in it

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There was one lady that hid a chicken breast and some meat balls wrapped up under her rather large bust.


Her husband said he was sorry for asking her but he had not had home cooked chicken or meatballs in twenty years.


We all got a laugh out of that one. They were both old too.


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Just when you think yoiu've seen it all....I had an inmate recently try to attempt suicide by plugging upo the toilet, sticking his head in it and flushing.  DUH!  The overflow openings on the toilet prevented his sucess and we got a good laugh.  Of course our  first thought was to stand by and see how committed he was to this idea of suicide (or maybe attempted escape),  but polcy dictates we intervene.  Darned!