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Posted about 5 years ago . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45’s. . . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay. . . . your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed. . . . you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose. . . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. . . . that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans. Live, Love, Laugh and enjoy every moment |
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| Posted about 5 years ago . . . you get invited to this group??? =] SPACE FOR RENT |
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| Posted about 5 years ago LOL GOOD ONE! |
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| Posted about 5 years ago You move your fridge and the grass that is under it is yellow!!!!!! |
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| Posted about 5 years ago ... you invite yourself to this group. 2 Cor. 5:17 "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; old things have passed away; behold all things have become new." |
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| Posted about 5 years ago Hey yall thanks fer comin Live, Love, Laugh and enjoy every moment |
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| Posted about 5 years ago Kick yer shoes off ... set a spell. 2 Cor. 5:17 "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; old things have passed away; behold all things have become new." |
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| Posted about 5 years ago If your father walks you to school because your both in the same grade. |
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| Posted about 5 years ago ....your house and car are both on cinder blocks. |
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| Posted about 5 years ago your first date is to the car wash to wash all of the red mud off of your four wheel drive Ford Live, Love, Laugh and enjoy every moment |
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| Posted about 5 years ago If it's not in the kitchen fridge you check the three outback Pain is weakness leaving the body. Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal. |
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| Posted about 5 years ago If you're mowing your grass and find a car. - JF In God we trust...all others we run through NCIC |
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| Posted about 5 years ago LOL seen this really- You couldn't afford to fix your tire, or your spare so you pulled rim off a car in the back yard and drilled holes in the rim so it would fit. Pain is weakness leaving the body. Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal. |
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| Posted about 5 years ago If you've been married four times and have the same inlaws... In God we trust...all others we run through NCIC |
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| Posted about 5 years ago if you have 30 cars in your yard and none of them run or ever will.... ( i saw this .... i guess its redneck yard decorations because i saw about 5 houses in the same town all with a bunch or cars some were on blocks because there is a wheel or 2 missing others were missing doors or all or some windows were broken... there were also plants growing in and around the cars.. they were just all over the yard) |
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| Posted about 5 years ago hallie_hal said: You have a house thats mobile, and 14 cars that aren't.... |
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| Posted about 5 years ago If your girlfriend wears a dress thats strapless and a bra that isn't...... "Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself." - Coach Paul "Bear" Bryant "America was not built on fear." "America was built on courage, imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand. " - President Harry S. Truman |
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| Posted about 5 years ago WRONG KETO...just plain wrong....you been spying on my ex's have 'ya........LMAO It is what it is.............and.........these things too shall pass. |
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| Posted about 5 years ago YOU GO TO WALMART WITHOUT ANY SHOES |
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| Posted about 5 years ago UR EXPENSIVE PLATES ALL HAVE NASCAR DRIVERS ON THEM. |
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| Posted about 5 years ago KETOLACA said: Uh oh...you mean, you aren't suppose to do that? =-) I Don't look back for long, I keep looking Forward!
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| Posted about 5 years ago You are called one by big 'en.....he can spot 'em even without lights at night. It is what it is.............and.........these things too shall pass. |
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| Posted about 5 years ago your family tree looks like this > l Pain is weakness leaving the body. Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal. |
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| Posted about 5 years ago U CHEW TOBACCO,BUT ONLY WHEN U BORROW SOME FROM UR MA |
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| Posted about 5 years ago KSP494 said: LOL.......... I Don't look back for long, I keep looking Forward!
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| Posted about 5 years ago HEY KLAMM I SPOTTED U RIGHT AWAY.LOL |
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| Posted about 5 years ago you've been accused of lying through your tooth...... It is what it is.............and.........these things too shall pass. |
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| Posted about 5 years ago Your front yard grass is taller than your truck.....like LOU's....LMAO It is what it is.............and.........these things too shall pass. |
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| Posted about 5 years ago your wife has the same maiden and married name... It is what it is.............and.........these things too shall pass. |
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| Posted about 5 years ago you have aluminum foil on your HDTV.... It is what it is.............and.........these things too shall pass. |
