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. . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45’s.

. . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.

. . . your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.

. . . you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose.

. . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

. . . that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.


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. . . you get invited to this group??? =]


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LOL GOOD ONE!

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You move your fridge and the grass that is under it is yellow!!!!!!

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... you invite yourself to this group.


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Hey yall thanks fer comin


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Kick yer shoes off ... set a spell.


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If your father walks you to school because your both in the same grade.

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....your house and car are both on cinder blocks.

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your first date is to the car wash to wash all of the red mud off of your four wheel drive Ford


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If it's not in the kitchen fridge you check the three outback


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LOL seen this really- You couldn't afford to fix your tire, or your spare so you pulled rim off a car in the back yard and drilled holes in the rim so it would fit.


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If you've been married four times and have the same inlaws...


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if you have 30 cars in your yard and none of them run or ever will.... ( i saw this .... i guess its redneck yard decorations because i saw about 5 houses in the same town all with a bunch or cars some were on blocks because there is a wheel or 2 missing others were missing doors or all or some windows were broken... there were also plants growing in and around the cars.. they were just all over the yard)

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hallie_hal said:

if you have 30 cars in your yard and none of them run or ever will.... ( i saw this .... i guess its redneck yard decorations because i saw about 5 houses in the same town all with a bunch or cars some were on blocks because there is a wheel or 2 missing others were missing doors or all or some windows were broken... there were also plants growing in and around the cars.. they were just all over the yard)

You have a house thats mobile, and 14 cars that aren't....

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If your girlfriend wears a dress thats strapless and a bra that isn't......


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WRONG KETO...just plain wrong....you been spying on my ex's have 'ya........LMAO


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YOU GO TO WALMART WITHOUT ANY SHOES

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UR EXPENSIVE PLATES ALL HAVE NASCAR DRIVERS ON THEM.

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KETOLACA said:

If your girlfriend wears a dress thats strapless and a bra that isn't......

Uh oh...you mean, you aren't suppose to do that? =-)


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You are called one by big 'en.....he can spot 'em even without lights at night.


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your family tree looks like this > l


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U CHEW TOBACCO,BUT ONLY WHEN U BORROW SOME FROM UR MA

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KSP494 said:

your family tree looks like this > l

LOL..........


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HEY KLAMM I SPOTTED U RIGHT AWAY.LOL

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you've been accused of lying through your tooth......


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Your front yard grass is taller than your truck.....like LOU's....LMAO


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your wife has the same maiden and married name...


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you have aluminum foil on your HDTV....


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