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Just for fun- Any good jokes out there?

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Brian_max50

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Posted over 7 years ago

 

A woman was arrested the other day for trying to do the same thing to her husband as Lorena Bobbit had done several years ago. The woman was not as accurate as Lorena.

She missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper leg, causing severe muscle and tendon damage.

She has been charged with a misdewiener.

Piggycop2_1__max50

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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"

Piggycop2_1__max50

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Rate This | Posted over 7 years ago

 

A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head.

He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error.

"Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn't look right - scratch scratch.

"Head on boolevard..." dang it! Scratch scratch.

He looks around and sees that no one is looking at him as he kicks the head.
"Head on curb."

Right_wing_extremist_poster-p228462364086445154td87_525_max50

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Rate This | Posted over 7 years ago

 

What do you get when you give a lawyer Viagra???

A taller lawyer.

Why do lawyers wear ties???

To keep their foreskins from slipping up over their faces.