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YKYALEOW....


You have a farmer's tan on only one arm.


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George Orwell

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You know your and LEO when you dirve for several blocks wondering why everyone is pulling over only to relieze you left your lights on after your last traffic stop.

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PETE114 says ...



YKYALEOW....


You have a farmer's tan on only one arm.



What if your Left-Handed?

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 You get the sudden urge to run somebody's ID you just met & for some reason didn't like or, get a warm & fuzzy feeling about...

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You see somebody running and you want to chase them! LOL 

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Clint_Leahew says ...



You know your and LEO when you dirve for several blocks wondering why everyone is pulling over only to relieze you left your lights on after your last traffic stop.



 


When you are sitiing in the median running radar and you receive a CB caller from a truck driver asking if you are looking for speeders?  When you reply yes, he answers, "You might tuen off your blue lights.


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"On the other hand, you have different fingers."- Larry's Proverbs

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YKYALEOW....


You're driving home from work, and subconciously reach for your radar remote.

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when you are walking out of Dunkin Donuts, actually on police business, and a trucker honks at you because like an idiot, you are standing below the bright neon sign!!!

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sorry, i just thought this was funny.


 


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When you are out with the family at a mall or restaurant and you are wondering how many and who has warrants on them?


When you are driving with your spouse and you try to turn on the overheads to pull over the traffic violation in front of you.


When you are sitting at home and wondering how busy your department is.




im guilty as charged ....i sadly do all three

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You know you're an LEO when,....


you're wife and kids quickly recognize and call your attention to expired tags or inspection stickers. or


you're wife accuses you of going into "cop mode" a couple of hours before your shift!!

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You can work an 8-12 hour shift with no solid food except convenience store (if you are lucky) coffee.


Stillmissit


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JimmyB3 says ...


When you or off and out spending time with your family and someone comes up to you and says I remember you. You arrested me before. Thats why I am always armed.
The only time I'm not armed is at the residence...still then, they are not too far away!

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.....When off duty, everytime someone gets to close to you, you take a bladed stance and put ur hands at your belly button. haha


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Y.K.Y.A.L.E.O.W.... you see a fellow all G'd out, at the local wal Mart walking. You notice a low rider rolling slow, with blacked out windows starting to roll down, so you push your spouse behind a car and draw your OD weapon just to hear "YO MAN HOW YOU DOIN!" and your spouse calls you a "Paranoid Jackass"


Sorry Smoke had to share it LMAOROF


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leg says ...


Your know your a law enforcement officer when a weeks worth of laundry consists of 5 pais of underwear, socks, and undershirts

HA! Good stuff !


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When you pull up behind a car at a stop light that screams run me, you reach over to type the reg into you MDC and realize you're in you POV not in your patrol car. 


It is a race to sit in a booth at a resturant so you can sit facing the door.


You refer to your baton as 'Dork Slayer.'


You appear to walk with a limp if you are not carrying a firearm.



I call my ASP my "Get Right Stick" ... It's like a magic wand.. I hit people with it and they start acting right.. :P


“The Difference Between A Successful Person And Others Is Not A Lack Of Strength, Not A Lack Of knowledge, But Rather A Lack Of Will.” ~ Vince Lombardi

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You know you are a LEO when .... when you meet someone and they ask... "So, What's the worst thing you have ever seen?"   Answer: Rude people like you..


“The Difference Between A Successful Person And Others Is Not A Lack Of Strength, Not A Lack Of knowledge, But Rather A Lack Of Will.” ~ Vince Lombardi

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David4946 says ...



You know you are a LEO when .... when you meet someone and they ask... "So, What's the worst thing you have ever seen?"   Answer: Rude people like you..



My response is always the HUMAN RACE!     and the my wife calls me a "ASS HOLE!" sorry mods! if to graphic i can change it.

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 You know your a LEO, When you drive in the passing lane at a smigen above the speed limit and pass everyone, only to realize you in your POV, You know your a LEO, When you in the right lane on the interstate and you look in the rear veiw and there is a quarter mile of vehicles behind you cause no one wants to pass your crusier, and last but not least you know your a LEO when your on a 2 lane hwy (no passing) and the speed limit is 35MPH you doing 35 on the dot and there is 20 cars behind  you and you look in the rear view and start laughing....

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You know your a LEO when you believe in aerial spraying of PROZAC and Birth Control



I know this is an old posting - but - HOLY CRAP!!!!  I thought I believed this because I'm hard to get along with!!!!  That explains a lot!!

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leg says ...



You believe that 50% of people are just a waste of good air



And they need to GET OUT OF THE GENE POOL!!!!!!

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GOLDSKULL says ...


You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When.. you hear someone shout out I smell a pork product..
I always say It smells good don't it. Cause everyone loves Bacon :-)

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You know that your a law enforcement offcer when a your best friend introduces you to a friend of his and the person that you just met says,"oh,you'll like this,"and he immediately turns around and puts his on the wall to receive a pat-down search.


God bless you and have a nice day.
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HijoDeDiosMRM says ...



You know that your a law enforcement offcer when a your best friend introduces you to a friend of his and the person that you just met says,"oh,you'll like this,"and he immediately turns around and puts his on the wall to receive a pat-down search.


 


And instict takes over and you pull out a pair of Latex gloves from your pocket and you start the search



"Niether fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds." Buddha

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You know your  an LEO when you walk into a store in a town you have never been to and the clerk says, "Your're a COP!  I know because you look like a cop!"  So much for UC work...

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When you are in the 7-11 or the local Spirit store and you eyeball everyone that come through the door like they are about to rob the place.

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csiguy says ...



You know your  an LEO when you walk into a store in a town you have never been to and the clerk says, "Your're a COP!  I know because you look like a cop!"  So much for UC work...



And I might add to this.  You walk into a Dash Inn or 7-11 that you have never been before, in civilian cloths and the clerk does not charge you for your coffee.  When you say, you forgot to charge for the coffee, they respond, we don't charge Police for coffee.   ( This just happened to me about a month ago and I have been retired 11 years)    I guess you never loose the look.  LOL

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You know you're a LEO when you are mowing the lawn and the motor mower backfires and you grab for your concealed carry weapon.

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When your suppose to have the night off but one of your fellow members gets a DUI and the entire section has to suffer by coming in and being breified by your commander for 4 hours. During the day, 3 hours before you start work(Military MP)

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