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You Know You're A Law Enforcement Officer When..
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| Posted almost 4 years ago YKYALEOW.... You have a farmer's tan on only one arm. "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
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| Posted almost 4 years ago You know your and LEO when you dirve for several blocks wondering why everyone is pulling over only to relieze you left your lights on after your last traffic stop. |
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| Posted almost 4 years ago PETE114 says ...
What if your Left-Handed? |
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| Posted over 3 years ago You get the sudden urge to run somebody's ID you just met & for some reason didn't like or, get a warm & fuzzy feeling about... |
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| Posted over 3 years ago You see somebody running and you want to chase them! LOL |
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| Posted over 3 years ago Clint_Leahew says ...
When you are sitiing in the median running radar and you receive a CB caller from a truck driver asking if you are looking for speeders? When you reply yes, he answers, "You might tuen off your blue lights. Stillmissit
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."- Larry's Proverbs |
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| Posted over 3 years ago YKYALEOW.... You're driving home from work, and subconciously reach for your radar remote. |
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| Posted over 3 years ago when you are walking out of Dunkin Donuts, actually on police business, and a trucker honks at you because like an idiot, you are standing below the bright neon sign!!! |
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| Posted over 3 years ago sorry, i just thought this was funny.
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| Posted over 3 years ago
im guilty as charged ....i sadly do all three |
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| Posted about 3 years ago You know you're an LEO when,.... you're wife and kids quickly recognize and call your attention to expired tags or inspection stickers. or you're wife accuses you of going into "cop mode" a couple of hours before your shift!! |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago You can work an 8-12 hour shift with no solid food except convenience store (if you are lucky) coffee. Stillmissit "On the other hand, you have different fingers."- Larry's Proverbs |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago JimmyB3 says ... When you or off and out spending time with your family and someone comes up to you and says I remember you. You arrested me before. Thats why I am always armed. The only time I'm not armed is at the residence...still then, they are not too far away! |
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| Posted over 2 years ago .....When off duty, everytime someone gets to close to you, you take a bladed stance and put ur hands at your belly button. haha Sometimes there's Justice and Sometimes there's Just Us. |
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| Posted over 2 years ago Y.K.Y.A.L.E.O.W.... you see a fellow all G'd out, at the local wal Mart walking. You notice a low rider rolling slow, with blacked out windows starting to roll down, so you push your spouse behind a car and draw your OD weapon just to hear "YO MAN HOW YOU DOIN!" and your spouse calls you a "Paranoid Jackass" Sorry Smoke had to share it LMAOROF When people ask me what I do I tell them I'm a PROCTOLOGIST specializing in Rectal-Cranial-Ectomies. |
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| Posted over 2 years ago leg says ... Your know your a law enforcement officer when a weeks worth of laundry consists of 5 pais of underwear, socks, and undershirts HA! Good stuff ! “The Difference Between A Successful Person And Others Is Not A Lack Of Strength, Not A Lack Of knowledge, But Rather A Lack Of Will.” ~ Vince Lombardi |
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| Posted over 2 years ago Scurge says ...
I call my ASP my "Get Right Stick" ... It's like a magic wand.. I hit people with it and they start acting right.. :P “The Difference Between A Successful Person And Others Is Not A Lack Of Strength, Not A Lack Of knowledge, But Rather A Lack Of Will.” ~ Vince Lombardi |
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| Posted over 2 years ago You know you are a LEO when .... when you meet someone and they ask... "So, What's the worst thing you have ever seen?" Answer: Rude people like you.. “The Difference Between A Successful Person And Others Is Not A Lack Of Strength, Not A Lack Of knowledge, But Rather A Lack Of Will.” ~ Vince Lombardi |
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| Posted over 2 years ago David4946 says ...
My response is always the HUMAN RACE! and the my wife calls me a "ASS HOLE!" sorry mods! if to graphic i can change it. |
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| Posted over 2 years ago You know your a LEO, When you drive in the passing lane at a smigen above the speed limit and pass everyone, only to realize you in your POV, You know your a LEO, When you in the right lane on the interstate and you look in the rear veiw and there is a quarter mile of vehicles behind you cause no one wants to pass your crusier, and last but not least you know your a LEO when your on a 2 lane hwy (no passing) and the speed limit is 35MPH you doing 35 on the dot and there is 20 cars behind you and you look in the rear view and start laughing.... |
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| Posted over 1 year ago leg says ...
I know this is an old posting - but - HOLY CRAP!!!! I thought I believed this because I'm hard to get along with!!!! That explains a lot!! |
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| Posted over 1 year ago leg says ...
And they need to GET OUT OF THE GENE POOL!!!!!! |
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| Posted over 1 year ago GOLDSKULL says ... You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When.. you hear someone shout out I smell a pork product.. I always say It smells good don't it. Cause everyone loves Bacon :-) |
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| Posted over 1 year ago You know that your a law enforcement offcer when a your best friend introduces you to a friend of his and the person that you just met says,"oh,you'll like this,"and he immediately turns around and puts his on the wall to receive a pat-down search. God bless you and have a nice day.
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| Posted over 1 year ago HijoDeDiosMRM says ...
"Niether fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds." Buddha |
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| Posted over 1 year ago You know your an LEO when you walk into a store in a town you have never been to and the clerk says, "Your're a COP! I know because you look like a cop!" So much for UC work... |
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| Posted over 1 year ago When you are in the 7-11 or the local Spirit store and you eyeball everyone that come through the door like they are about to rob the place. |
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| Posted over 1 year ago csiguy says ...
And I might add to this. You walk into a Dash Inn or 7-11 that you have never been before, in civilian cloths and the clerk does not charge you for your coffee. When you say, you forgot to charge for the coffee, they respond, we don't charge Police for coffee. ( This just happened to me about a month ago and I have been retired 11 years) I guess you never loose the look. LOL |
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| Posted about 1 year ago You know you're a LEO when you are mowing the lawn and the motor mower backfires and you grab for your concealed carry weapon. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago When your suppose to have the night off but one of your fellow members gets a DUI and the entire section has to suffer by coming in and being breified by your commander for 4 hours. During the day, 3 hours before you start work(Military MP) |
