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You Know You're A Law Enforcement Officer When..
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| Posted over 4 years ago You now you're a LEO ( Court Officer) when you want to sterilize some people as the walk thru the metal detectors at the court house. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago You know you're a Law Enforcement officer when you have your knee on the back on of a perp as he's on the ground as he says "yo I can't breath". To which you respond "If you can talk, you can breath". |
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| Posted over 4 years ago AOTROUBLEMAKER says ...
LMAO!!! Yup, isn't that the truth! I have definitely used that one before!! |
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| Posted over 4 years ago AOTROUBLEMAKER says ...
TOOOOOO Much!!!! "Don’t judge me until you have walked a mile in my moccasins." -------
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| Posted over 4 years ago You Know your a law enforcement when you read this and every single statement you read you have done, been done to you, and understand everything being written, only to wish you had seen this first as you laugh cause all the good ones have been posted that you would have posted............(have not related nor laughed so hard in a long time guys and gals) Thanks |
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| Posted over 4 years ago travis82 says ... when all your family and friends tell the younger kids to "watch out because (insert your name) is a police officer and if you're not good he/she will arrest you".....I try to tell them that police officers help people about as much of the time as they arrest them. I also try to tell the parents not to teach their children that way, because they could grow up to be afraid or wary of the police. i agree. especially with young black youth. thet already have a bad view of police growing up as it is. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago JimmyB5 says ... When you or off and out spending time with your family and someone comes up to you and says I remember you. You arrested me before. Thats why I am always armed. that happens to me alot as well. then your wondering who and when, and thinking, lets get it on. sometimes i play dumb and use the jedi mind trick. " no i didnt" |
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| Posted over 4 years ago you know your a leo when you cant watch a police movie without sitting there picking out all the mistakes they make. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago You know you're an LEO when you are seriously considering starting up an online dating service called "Mugshotlove(dot)com" Job security, ya know. Rule 1) End the day in better condition than you started. Rule 2) Be smarter, faster, stronger, tougher, meaner than any son of a bitch who tries to make you violate rule 1. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago And.... After the M.E. sends out only one person to try and scoop up a 7-day bloater - looks at you for help..and you do.. it gets all over your boots when the bloater goes pop... then you go straight to lunch. After you sit down, you look around and wonder why everyone around you just got up and left. leg says ...
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| Posted over 4 years ago Jasmin585 says ...
This is so true!! You also know you're a cop when you whisper to your friend in Walmart that "look, that guy's 10-74 (oklahoma code for drugs) and your 6 year old daughter says, quite loudly, "What kind of drugs Mama?" |
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| Posted over 4 years ago You Know your a Law Enforcement Officer When- Your kid asks you to stop answering her text messages in 10 codes. You Know your a Law Enforcement Officer When- Your Daughter brings home her first boyfriend and you are sitting there with the finger print cards and ink. and are ready to run his CQH.
You Know your a Law Enforcement Officer When- People you hardly know start to ask you if you can run a plate for them. You Know your a Law Enforcement Officer When- someone you just meet asks you if you know his buddy who is a cop...with a department in ANOTHER STATE- (like we all know each other)
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| Posted over 4 years ago you know your an LEO when someone comes up and tells you "I was arrested the other day for (insert crime here) and the officer was rude to me. Can I file charges or complaints against that officer?" And the POS doesnt recognize that you were the arresting officer. Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When, you never pay for a drink or a meal. When you make sure everyone see's your badge at the store when you open your wallet, when your on your 3rd marriage to someone you've busted before. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago You know you're a law enforcement officer when... You can't remember your last day off and have no idea when your next will be. You work more OT than straight time, and still bring home less than your cousin, the truck driver who doesn't know what OT is. The fact that people make millions a year to entertain us, while so many of those who defend, rescue, heal, and educate us are on welfare to get by, pisses you off.
Rule 1) End the day in better condition than you started. Rule 2) Be smarter, faster, stronger, tougher, meaner than any son of a bitch who tries to make you violate rule 1. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago GDE856 says ...
You wish those lawyers would make a mistake for u to lock them up and hope they resist. NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER GIVE IN, AND ALWAYS FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!PL Mentoring Team Member |
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| Posted over 4 years ago You know your a LEO, when u go to a wedding for the wife's side and all her relatives have to bitch about when they got stopped for a traffic violation. NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER GIVE IN, AND ALWAYS FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!PL Mentoring Team Member |
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| Posted over 4 years ago JP503 says ...
I'm still trying to get into the academy --WILL happen very soon (STILL no civil service exam results. Can't for the life of me understand WHY it takes up to 5 weeks to get the results back from Baton Rouge. When I was grading test in AZ, we did, 45,000 in three hours and that was with the OLD grading machines. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I sit and wait and PRAY they come in today. I'm getting close to missing the January Academy Class. I need to be in that class as it is the only cold weather class of the year. PLEASE pray. Today is the end of the 3rd week. The Lady said 3-5 weeks. I need those results FAST. Civil Service Committee will be meeting very soon for the last time this year. ) and I already have people doing this. Wonder what they will do when I say "PRESS HARD _____ COPIES!!!!" evil grin goes here. "Don’t judge me until you have walked a mile in my moccasins." -------
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| Posted over 4 years ago GOLDSKULL says ... You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When.. (Corrections) your at a buffet with your family and you here "BOSSMAN!!!" and you turn around, and its one of your recently released Farmer/Trustee... (this happened to me more than once...) My Sgt just advised me that this has actually happen to him at a Ryan's buffet! ROFLMFAO!!! "A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, leaves before she is left, and forgets before she is forgotten." -Marylin Monroe |
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| Posted over 4 years ago Gonzalez93 says ...
THIS IS BY FAR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE!!! "A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, leaves before she is left, and forgets before she is forgotten." -Marylin Monroe |
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| Posted over 4 years ago You Know Your a LEO when the lowlife calls you a bitch and the first thing out of your mouth is " That's Ms. Bitch to you. Check you dictionary. The second definition of the word is an ill tempered woman, and baby, thats MY picture next to it". Used that one more that once in my career. PL's Dedicated Vetting Agent |
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| Posted over 4 years ago StarLight says ...
Well the end of week four has passed and I have still NOT received any civil service grades. Been on the phone to Shreveport and they are finished with their P E Tests. Not even started here because we have to wait for the exam results. My life is now on pins and needles as we approach the cut-off date. Already missed the academy for one department. Not certain about the second one. Thrid has all but given up on this year. "Don’t judge me until you have walked a mile in my moccasins." -------
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| Posted over 4 years ago You know you're a LEO when..... You invite your daughter's new boyfriend into the garage on their first date and kindly remind him of the ground rules and how much you love your daughter as you are cleaning out your fully automatic M4, shotgun, and numerous pistols. Having him meet my K9 partner, advising that he loves my daughter and that he will shred to pieces the first person to hurt her. Hmmmmmm, they never make it past the criminal history check. Wonder why? "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
PL Mentoring Team Member |
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| Posted over 4 years ago You have an inmate that has been near the officers desk way to long, and ask if you need the number to someplace, he shouldn't know.. This is true, it has happened.. They like to eavesdrop on the rookie officers.. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago You know your cop when you look at everyone waistband for a gun. You know when your an undercover narc cop when you spot someone with a "fannypack" with velcro and ask him what department he works for, and he asks you "How did you know I was a cop?" |
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| Posted over 4 years ago You know your a cop when you get called out to a crime scene and take bets with your partner as to who is going to be the runner. It was once said the way to understand men is to understand their basic principles. 1 All men need to feel they are better than at least one other person. 2 Man naturally accumulates objects. 3 Man naturally feels his objects maybe less superior than his neighbors. 4 Men are naturally driven to improve his position in comparison to what he knows about others. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago Your know your a cop when the coke fairy is a justifiable excuse to explain how the 20 bag of coke ended up in his hand |
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| Posted over 4 years ago You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When - You can lay $500.00 cash and some of your gear in the squadroom. The money will be there for six months but your damn gear is gone in five minutes!!! |
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| Posted over 4 years ago You know you are LEO when you ask for the Cosco bulk quantity version of Purell Hand Sanitizer for Christmas. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago you know your a leo when yuou join policelink to talk to cops even though your retired |



