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You know your a cop when      You and your cousin that is a coroner are going thru his crime scene photos at the family reunion picnic.

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When you get tired of repeating......Now Uncle Tom (insert family members name here) I only give people ONE warning and this is yours.

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PETE114 says ...



You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When.... you sit around with your fellow officers at lunch, trying to top each other on who had the worst DOA.



AND sharing pics LOL



AWWW MAN!  I have done this on so many occasions! God I love this job!

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You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer when ,,,you worked narcotics for 13 years( plus 13 in uniform,retired now ) and this "rode hard put away wet skank" comes up to you and says " remember me ???" I used to be one of your informants",,,(you now remember her ,,but deny it)


or ,,"You locked me up",,,,"You Arrested Me",,,"How did you know it was me?,,," I could have gotten away with that",,," I had a bad jury",,,"My attorney sucked" and on ,and on ,and on,,


that's why I ALWAYS have "Iron"

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You know you are a Law Enforcement Officer when,,,"everyone else is an a**hole"----(kinda covers it all)

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Glock 17 and Springfield XD 45.

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You know your a LEO when your married (to a woman), and your staring at a naked guy bent at the waste spreading his cheeks.


KEEP YOUR HEAD ON A SWIVEL AT ALL TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MKane says ...


When you walk into a business and some dumbass points at his freind and says he did it. I had some bonehead pull this on me in a convience store one morning. I was not much of a mood to be messed with. So I made the guy produce ID because his freind obviuosly felt he was guilty of something. Come to find out he had, there was an outstanding order for his arrest in a neighboring county. My day suddenly got much better.

I think you just made my day.  I get that line at least once a week and I'm definitely going to try that out next time! 


Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples' liberty's teeth. -George Washington

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Everywhere you go with your family, people come up to you and want to talk.  Your wife asks if you have arrested them or had them in jail.

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 You know you're a Law Enforcement Officer When... Your wife tells you the handcuffs are too tight and you tell her to suck it up!!!



Okay.. seriously the best one!  That is AWESOME! LMAO

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You might be a LEO when you think people should have to have a license to have kids.


You might be a LEO when you think it should be mandatory drug testing for people on gov't assistance.

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You know you're a LEO when on vacation in California (from Arizona) you have to stop and check out all the local donut shops around Disneyland! (even though your kids hate donuts!)

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You know your a LEO when you actually get the whole family out the car in Buena Park CA for donuts and then almost cap a local for standing too close in line cause you think he's a gangbanger (he was and no I didnt) (maybe next time)

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travis82 says ...



jimmyB5 said:



When you or off and out spending time with your family and someone comes up to you and says I remember you. You arrested me before. Thats why I am always armed.


amen brother, about the only place i am not armed is at church (and even sometimes at church)

You may want to reconsider that exemption in light of the recent church shootings.

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Y.K.Y.A.L.E.O.W... You run your own mother through NCIC and local warrants. 

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You know your an LEO when you sit around and look at the most wanted site placing bets on what their crime just based off the picture...

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when all your family and friends tell the younger kids to "watch out because (insert your name) is a police officer and if you're not good he/she will arrest you".....I try to tell them that police officers help people about as much of the time as they arrest them. I also try to tell the parents not to teach their children that way, because they could grow up to be afraid or wary of the police.

That has got to be the biggest pet peeve of mine as well. I would much rather help someone than arrest them, and its terrible that parents start cementing that stereotype of LEO's into their children's minds so early on. It really makes me want to say that their child is their responsiblity to discipline, not mine. I want to be seen as a "good guy" (well gal really...) ya know?


Whatever you do today, you'll have to sleep with tonight.

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You know your a LEO if you ever wanted to host a seminar entitled: Suicide....getting it right the first time."



I love it! My boyfriend is a CSI, and he's said that on more than one occasion!


Whatever you do today, you'll have to sleep with tonight.

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You believe that 50% of people are just a waste of good air



the gene pool needs a little clorine!!



Not to mention alife guard who can kick a few out!


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You know your an LEO when you sit around and look at the most wanted site placing bets on what their crime just based off the picture...



One of my favorite hobbies!


Whatever you do today, you'll have to sleep with tonight.

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You Know Your a Law Enforcement Officer When...you have laughed out loud at everything posted here...LOL!!!




I AGREE!!! LMAO!!! This is an awesome forum!  Still laughing, and I'm only on the second page!

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You know your a law enforcement officer when on your day off and your in the only clean clothes you have in the house (all your uniforms are dirty, well both sets, lmao) and you just cracked open a beer, putting it up to your lips and you sit down to watch ESPN, only for your phone to ring, and the Commonwealths Attorneys office calls to tell you that for some reason they need you in the bond hearing, oh and it starts in 10 minutes. 


That happened to me the other day..

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You know your a law enforcement officer when your off duty & your still looking at the inspection sticker, vehicle registration or anything that will give you PC to stop the vehicle.  Then you realize that your off duty and you get mad.

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When you answer your home telephone with your department name, rank and last name.


When your on the radio at your other job using your patrol call numbers wondering why no one answers you.

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You know your a law enforcement officer when you are at home, just getting off of a 16 hour shift, just got comfortable in the bed, and your doorbell is ringing, only for someone to tell you that a car is parked in a no parking zone down the street. lmao....


And they don't call the Sheriffs Office because..........

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When you're driving in your own car and start reaching for the lights and siren when you see some a-hole driving like a maniac in front of you.


If I could keep one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. If I could ease one life the aching or cool one pain; or lift a fainting robin unto it's nest again, I shall not live in vain. Emily Dickinson
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When you're at a serious accident and you or your partner point out the hot chicks driving by.


If I could keep one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. If I could ease one life the aching or cool one pain; or lift a fainting robin unto it's nest again, I shall not live in vain. Emily Dickinson
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PETE114 says ...



You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When.... it's Wednesday and it's your Friday!



o so true

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You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When........you watch cop movies or tv shows and criticize everything that the cop does saying, "That doesn't happen in real life."



deffently do that

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You know you've worked with LE long enough when you start the "Are You an Adult with A.D.D?" questionnaire and oh look, something shiny.


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