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You Know You're A Law Enforcement Officer When..
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| Posted almost 5 years ago egilpin says ...
Where exactly did you see me????
This is what happens when you are the Chief and the only officer who lives in town and when you get called out at a very bad moment in time! |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago when you walk into a store and the first thing said is"He did it. arrest him." |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago You know youre a LEO when youre off duty and some dumb*** throws a full energy drink out their sunroof while youre driving behind them and you call dispatch to run them and have an onduty deputy meet you to pull them over. Four warrants, false tags, driving on suspended dl, no insurance proof , no registration and littering!!!!!!!! Now thats a GREAT DAY!!! |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago You know you're a LEO when you can predict how your week will be by the phase of the moon or the weather forcast. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago You know you're an "old LEO" when. Everything you just read applies to your previous 30+ years. Your wife (ex) steps outside while you are taking it easy and says "I just saw you at an incident on the 6 o'clock news with a cup of coffee in one hand, a donut in the other and a ceegar hanging out of you mouth!" (Really happened!) After a shotgun suicide all you want to do is eat lasagna. You look over your shoulder at Kroger and reach when someone yells "hey!" When other jurisdictional units "flash you", and your wife (ex) says "Ya must be speeding. Why did he turn his overheads on once?" You think a slow night is when you only arrest one idiot! You are accused (by the media) of sitting in a lawn chair, smoking a ceegar, and directing traffic. 2 out of three applied here-guess which two. Your wife (ex) asks you what really happened at a bombing after she reads the crap in the newspaper. And then you laugh when you read an "eyewitness account". You do not like the FEDS! Especially when they screw up one of your cases. And finally, you spend what "off" time you have in this site reading things like this!
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| Posted almost 5 years ago blinkee911 says ...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I like you!!!!!!!! Good job! If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them. |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago Gonzalez93 says ...
Now, that's just wrong... |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago YOU KNOW YOUR A LEO WHEN, SOME MAN THAT YOU DONT KNOW WALKS UP TO YOU AND SAYS-- I LOST MY HOUSE AND MY WIFE BECAUSE OF YOU. AND YOU SAY DONT THANK ME , I WAS DOING MY JOB!!!!!! ROLL TIDE ROLL |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago ponytail says ...
That is an AF Cop if I ever heard/seen one!! |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago PETE114 says ...
AND sharing pics LOL "Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And NEVER regret anything that made you smile" friend formerly known as "Sprite" |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago piklali05 says ...
send that plane out my way.....have 'em throw on some roach spray for all the gacked out meth heads too LOL "Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And NEVER regret anything that made you smile" friend formerly known as "Sprite" |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago PETE114 says ...
LMAO!! totally sick, but funnier than shit...back when I was a CO we used to break in the FNG by telling 'em they had to retrieve the USED tampon (before giving a new one) from the suicidal females in the constant monitor cells because they "could hurt themselves with the strings". We'd all gather in the control center and try to hold in the laughter while the rookie went to do as he/she was told (worked much better on the guys). Then we'd bust a gut and call it off before the goods changed hands....... "Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And NEVER regret anything that made you smile" friend formerly known as "Sprite" |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago Cujocop says ...
that goes for the west coast too!!! "Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And NEVER regret anything that made you smile" friend formerly known as "Sprite" |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago when whatever has happened is crazy, complicated, or just completely jacked-up in every way, it happens at 1759 hours, and your relief is late....again. |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago HA HA HA FUNNY FUNY FUNNY- OKAY- SO IM NOT AN OFFICIAL "LEO" BUT, IM MARRIED TO A FELON SERVING HIS SECOND PRISON TERM AND (SOON BUT NOT SOON ENOUGH TO BE MY EX)- IRONICALLY IM INTENSELY DETERMINED TO SWING ON THE OPPOSITE END OF THAT PENDULUM!!! IVE HEARD THE FOLLOWING QUITE A FEW TIMES: 1) SHHHHHH - QUICK GUYS, PUT THIS IN YOUR......SHH ... SHH... 2) GOSH OCCIFER- I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS... WHAT IS THAT ... IS THAT ... NO WAY ....THAT LOOKS LIKE... IS THAT... NO WAY! 3) WHOA! THAT ... IS NOT MINE!!! I JUST DONT KNOW HOW THAT GOT THERE... 4) OKAY SHH... YEAH SHHH... SHHHHH... HI SIR / MA'AM... WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM (AS IF THEY DONT KNOW- DUH) -NOTHING"SEEMS" TO BE THE PROBLEM... THERE "IS" A PROBLEM IF YOU MUST CONTINUALLY SAY SHHHHHH! 5) NO OCCIFER.. I DID NOT SKI THAT ... ER... THIS... ER ... WHAT SPOT SIGN? 6) NO... THIS IS MY FRIENDS CAR... HIS NAME? UHHMMM... DAVE. YEAH. DAVE. DAVE UUUHHMMMMMM. I DONT KNOW HIS LAST NAME... WE JUST MET AT WORK.... NO, I DONT KNOW WHERE HE LIVES, HE JUST CAME BY MY HOUSE AND LOANED ME THE CAR.... 7) NO UH... THATS NOT MINE... YOU JUST PUT THAT IN THERE... I SAW YOU JUST PUT THAT THERE... 8) NO SIR/MA'AM IM NOT ON ANYTHING. IVE BEEN SOBER FOR.... UMM.... WHATS TODAY?.... YEAH LIKE TWO WEEKS.... WELL... I DONT KNOW, DOES WEED COUNT? WEED DOESNT COUNT. I USED TO DO METH AND I HAVENT DONE THAT IN LIKE..... WELL... MAYBE JUST A LITTLE.... TODAY...... NO! I CANT GO TO JAIL... I GOTS KIDS.... AND MY FAVORITE: WELL, I HEARD ITS BETTER THAT IF YOU CANT BE GOOD THEN YOU SHOULD JUST BE GOOD AT IT AND, THATS GOOD ENOUGH! JUST TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING IF YOU CANT BE GOOD! Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE! In a battle between WILL and BRUTE, the one with WILL always has the ability to get back up one more time! - You get what you give.... Stay true and keep your integrity true. God Bless! |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago When your in Wal-Mart and the loudspeaker says "we need backup cashiers" and it a minute for the adrenalin to subside! T.G.G.
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| Posted almost 5 years ago piklali05 says ... Your know your a law enforcement officer when a weeks worth of laundry consists of 5 pais of underwear, socks, and undershirts See now I was going to say six days laundry. It was once said the way to understand men is to understand their basic principles. 1 All men need to feel they are better than at least one other person. 2 Man naturally accumulates objects. 3 Man naturally feels his objects maybe less superior than his neighbors. 4 Men are naturally driven to improve his position in comparison to what he knows about others. |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago When you hear through a 3rd party that some "boys" in your area are just waiting to catch you out without your uniform so they can "whoop your a$$". (You'd be surprised at how many times I've heard that) |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago and God bless each and everyone of you for keeping your sense of humor. Reading all of this just made my night. "Courage is endurance for one moment more." |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago LOL great thread. |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago You know your a Law Enforcement Officer when you believe stupidity should be the most painful thing in the world. |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago LOVED them all. Needed them too. Have a great night. "Don’t judge me until you have walked a mile in my moccasins." -------
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| Posted almost 5 years ago You Know You're A Law Enforcement Officer When.......................you just finished working a MVA in the rain, freezing cold, soaked down to yiur underwear and pull into the local quick mart for a cup of coffee and a papertowel and some jackass looks at you and says, "I wish I had your job! You get to ride around all night and drive fast!" Be safe! |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago hcgale says ... When you see an idiot driving like a maniac on the roadway and you start to chase them, only to have your wife remind you that you are not in your patrol car. Been there done that and more than once. |
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| Posted almost 5 years ago maverick928 says ...
A*freekin*MEN |
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| Posted over 4 years ago klamm143 says ...
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| Posted over 4 years ago Rescuefrog says ...
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| Posted over 4 years ago You know you a cop when you can't eat at just any restraunt. Directly related to how many times you've locked up the cook. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago You know your a cop when........You talk to your friends/family in 10 codes........ |
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| Posted over 4 years ago When you have 20 years experience enforcing the law and some spotty faced 17 year old tells you, "You're not allowed to do that." When you earnestly believe that all Lawyers are as bad as their clients. |
