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egilpin says ...



You Know Your a Law Enforcement Officer if you have ever worn your duty gear and a pair of jogging shorts at the same time!



Where exactly did you see me???? 


 


This is what happens when you are the Chief and the only officer who lives in town and when you get called out at a very bad moment in time!

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when you walk into a store and the first thing said is"He did it. arrest him."

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You know youre a LEO when youre off duty and some dumb*** throws a full energy drink out their sunroof while youre driving behind them and you call dispatch to run them and have an onduty deputy meet you to pull them over.


Four warrants, false tags, driving on suspended dl, no insurance proof , no registration and littering!!!!!!!!  Now thats a GREAT DAY!!!  

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You know you're a LEO when you can predict how your week will be by the phase of the moon or the weather forcast.


Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

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You know you're an "old LEO" when.


Everything you just read applies to your previous 30+ years.


Your wife (ex) steps outside while you are taking it easy and says "I just saw you at an incident on the 6 o'clock news with a cup of coffee in one hand, a donut in the other and a ceegar hanging out of you mouth!" (Really happened!)


After a shotgun suicide all you want to do is eat lasagna.


You look over your shoulder at Kroger and reach when someone yells "hey!"


When other jurisdictional units "flash you", and your wife (ex) says "Ya must be speeding. Why did he turn his overheads on once?"


You think a slow night is when you only arrest one idiot!


You are accused (by the media) of sitting in a lawn chair, smoking a ceegar, and directing traffic. 2 out of three applied here-guess which two.


Your wife (ex) asks you what really happened at a bombing after she reads the crap in the newspaper. And then you laugh when you read an "eyewitness account".


You do not like the FEDS! Especially when they screw up one of your cases.


And finally, you spend what "off" time you have in this site reading things like this!


 

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blinkee911 says ...



You know youre a LEO when youre off duty and some dumb*** throws a full energy drink out their sunroof while youre driving behind them and you call dispatch to run them and have an onduty deputy meet you to pull them over.


Four warrants, false tags, driving on suspended dl, no insurance proof , no registration and littering!!!!!!!!  Now thats a GREAT DAY!!!  



Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I like you!!!!!!!!  Good job!


If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.

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Gonzalez93 says ...



 You know you're a Law Enforcement Officer When... Your wife tells you the handcuffs are too tight and you tell her to suck it up!!!



Now, that's just wrong...

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YOU KNOW YOUR A LEO WHEN,  SOME MAN THAT YOU DONT KNOW WALKS UP TO YOU AND SAYS-- I LOST MY HOUSE AND MY WIFE BECAUSE OF YOU.  AND YOU SAY  DONT THANK ME , I WAS DOING MY JOB!!!!!!


ROLL TIDE ROLL

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ponytail says ...



WHEN ...u get commended for showing up at work. When you have a cold, and routinely blow your nose using toilet paper from rolls found in any police car, or on any desk, and you think this is a normal, rational, hygienic behavior. There are more people in the operations room than working on the street. You have two pairs of uniform pants; one for every other week. You come home after last-out more rested than when you got there. You don't tell your spouse about the Holiday and Uniform checks. You know exactly where to get anything that's free. "No Radio Transmissions" means you start clicking the radio a block away, just in case. You've driven a police vehicle with an expired inspection sticker. The "Check Engine" lights has been on in the patrol car for six months, and you think the other squads are a bunch of bums for not taking it to the garage. You think the most beautiful word in the dictionary is "unfounded". You drive a five-year-old police car with 180,000 miles on it, and it's considered new. You are sure you are not a raciest, sexist or homophone because you hate everyone equally



That is an AF Cop if I ever heard/seen one!!

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PETE114 says ...



You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When.... you sit around with your fellow officers at lunch, trying to top each other on who had the worst DOA.



AND sharing pics LOL


"Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And NEVER regret anything that made you smile"

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piklali05 says ...



You know your a LEO when you believe in aerial spraying of PROZAC and Birth Control



send that plane out my way.....have 'em throw on some roach spray for all the gacked out meth heads too  LOL


"Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And NEVER regret anything that made you smile"

friend formerly known as "Sprite"

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PETE114 says ...



You know you' re a Law Enforcement Officer when........


 


You look for the new guy to:  take the report, direct traffic in the rain, help the coroner move the suicide victim with no head, clear the car on a felony stop.........and laugh about it with your fellow officers.



LMAO!!


totally sick, but funnier than shit...back when I was a CO we used to break in the FNG by telling 'em they had to retrieve the USED tampon (before giving a new one) from the suicidal females in the constant monitor cells because they "could hurt themselves with the strings". We'd all gather in the control center and try to hold in the laughter while the rookie went to do as he/she was told (worked much better on the guys). Then we'd bust a gut and call it off before the goods changed hands.......


"Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And NEVER regret anything that made you smile"

friend formerly known as "Sprite"

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Cujocop says ...



You know when you are a cop when.... Well, the other day I was walking down the halls of the Police Academy and I saw a man crying...I noticed he was holding his paycheck in his hands, nothing else needed to be said! That is how you know you are a New York City Cop!


 


PS the guy crying was a Captain to boot!



that goes for the west coast too!!!


"Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And NEVER regret anything that made you smile"

friend formerly known as "Sprite"

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when whatever has happened is crazy, complicated, or just completely jacked-up in every way, it happens at 1759 hours, and your relief is late....again. 

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HA HA HA FUNNY FUNY FUNNY- OKAY- SO IM NOT AN OFFICIAL "LEO" BUT, IM MARRIED TO A FELON SERVING HIS SECOND PRISON TERM AND (SOON BUT NOT SOON ENOUGH TO BE MY EX)- IRONICALLY IM INTENSELY DETERMINED TO SWING ON THE OPPOSITE END OF THAT PENDULUM!!! IVE HEARD THE FOLLOWING QUITE A FEW TIMES:


1) SHHHHHH - QUICK GUYS, PUT THIS IN YOUR......SHH ... SHH...


2) GOSH OCCIFER- I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS... WHAT IS THAT ... IS THAT ... NO WAY ....THAT LOOKS LIKE... IS THAT... NO WAY!


3) WHOA! THAT ... IS NOT MINE!!! I JUST DONT KNOW HOW THAT GOT THERE...


4) OKAY SHH... YEAH SHHH... SHHHHH... HI SIR / MA'AM... WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM (AS IF THEY DONT KNOW- DUH) -NOTHING"SEEMS" TO BE THE PROBLEM... THERE "IS" A PROBLEM IF YOU MUST CONTINUALLY SAY SHHHHHH!


5) NO OCCIFER.. I DID NOT SKI THAT ... ER... THIS... ER ... WHAT SPOT SIGN?


6) NO... THIS IS MY FRIENDS CAR... HIS NAME? UHHMMM... DAVE. YEAH. DAVE. DAVE UUUHHMMMMMM. I DONT KNOW HIS LAST NAME... WE JUST MET AT WORK.... NO, I DONT KNOW WHERE HE LIVES, HE JUST CAME BY MY HOUSE AND LOANED ME THE CAR....


7) NO UH... THATS NOT MINE... YOU JUST PUT THAT IN THERE... I SAW YOU JUST PUT THAT THERE...


8) NO SIR/MA'AM IM NOT ON ANYTHING. IVE BEEN SOBER FOR.... UMM.... WHATS TODAY?.... YEAH LIKE TWO WEEKS.... WELL... I DONT KNOW, DOES WEED COUNT? WEED DOESNT COUNT. I USED TO DO METH AND I HAVENT DONE THAT IN LIKE..... WELL... MAYBE JUST A LITTLE.... TODAY...... NO! I CANT GO TO JAIL... I GOTS KIDS....


AND MY FAVORITE:         WELL, I HEARD ITS BETTER THAT IF YOU CANT BE GOOD THEN YOU SHOULD JUST BE GOOD AT IT AND, THATS GOOD ENOUGH! JUST TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING IF YOU CANT BE GOOD!


Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE! In a battle between WILL and BRUTE, the one with WILL always has the ability to get back up one more time! - You get what you give.... Stay true and keep your integrity true. God Bless!

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When your in Wal-Mart and the loudspeaker says "we need backup cashiers" and it a minute for the adrenalin to subside!


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"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.” (Plato)

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piklali05 says ...


Your know your a law enforcement officer when a weeks worth of laundry consists of 5 pais of underwear, socks, and undershirts

See now I was going to say six days laundry.


It was once said the way to understand men is to understand their basic principles. 1 All men need to feel they are better than at least one other person. 2 Man naturally accumulates objects. 3 Man naturally feels his objects maybe less superior than his neighbors. 4 Men are naturally driven to improve his position in comparison to what he knows about others.

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When you hear through a 3rd party that some "boys" in your area are just waiting to catch you out without your uniform so they can "whoop your a$$". (You'd be surprised at how many times I've heard that)

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and God bless each and everyone of you for keeping your sense of humor.  Reading all of this just made my night. 


"Courage is endurance for one moment more."

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LOL great thread.

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You know your a Law Enforcement Officer when you believe stupidity should be the most painful thing in the world.

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LOVED them all.  Needed them too.  Have a great night.


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You Know You're A Law Enforcement Officer When.......................you just finished working a MVA in the rain, freezing cold,  soaked down to yiur underwear and pull into the local quick mart for a cup of coffee and a papertowel and some jackass looks at you and says, "I wish I had your job! You get to ride around all night and drive fast!"


 Be safe!

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hcgale says ...


When you see an idiot driving like a maniac on the roadway and you start to chase them, only to have your wife remind you that you are not in your patrol car.

Been there done that and more than once.

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maverick928 says ...



You Know You're A Law Enforcement Officer When.......................you just finished working a MVA in the rain, freezing cold,  soaked down to yiur underwear and pull into the local quick mart for a cup of coffee and a papertowel and some jackass looks at you and says, "I wish I had your job! You get to ride around all night and drive fast!"


 Be safe!



A*freekin*MEN

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PETE114 says ...



You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When.... you sit around with your fellow officers at lunch, trying to top each other on who had the worst DOA.



and points are awarded to whoever makes THE ROOK hurl first......


 


Now this one I can attest to!!!!!!!! That is funny!!


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piklali05 says ...



You know your a LEO if you ever wanted to host a seminar entitled: Suicide....getting it right the first time."


 


I love thisone... we in the EMS field say the same thing.


Oh, how I wish I had thought of that one!!  Thanks so much to all of you for making an old retired LEO feel 10-8 again!!!


 



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  You know you a cop when you can't eat at just any restraunt. Directly related to how many times you've locked up the cook.

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You know your a cop when........You talk to your friends/family in 10 codes........

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When you have 20 years experience enforcing the law and some spotty faced 17 year old tells you, "You're not allowed to do that."


When you earnestly believe that all Lawyers are as bad as their clients.

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