You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When........you watch cop movies or tv shows and criticize everything that the cop does saying, "That doesn't happen in real life."

You believe that 50% of people are just a waste of good air

You and your partner can discuss where your going to eat while standing over a dead person

You Know Your a L E O  (General Patrol)  when a sale on Preperation H at Walmart makes your whole week!!!!

You know your a law enforcement Officer When..

You have the bladder capacity of five people;

You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience;

You believe that 25% of people are a waste of protoplasm;

Your idea of a good time is a robbery at shift change;

You call for a CCH on anyone that is friendly toward you;

You think it is perfectly normal to discuss dismemberment over a gourmet meal;

You can identify a negative "tattoo to tooth" ratio just by looking at a person;

You find humor in other people's stupidity;

You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac;

You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see;

You know your a law enforcement Officer When..

You have wanted a terrorist to deliver a Ryder truck to a particular bar;

You believe the dispatcher is possessed;

You think caffeine should be available in I.V. form;

You're not referring to food when you mention vegetables;

You believe that the holding cell should come with a Valium salt lick;

You have heard: "I have no idea how that got there," on more than a few occasions;

You suddenly realize one night that you are patrolling the Twilight Zone;

You correlate "two beers" with 0.15  BAC;

You have learned a lot about paranoia, simply by following random cars around in your patrol car;

You believe that it is a "good" death only if it involves overtime;

Your know you are a LEO when you are standing over a guy who just ended it all with a 300 savage rifle to the head and your partner turns to you and says (Well this was most certainly not a boating accident lets go eat.) . 

You know you are a LEO when: you shift includes a teenager suicide, an agg. sexual assault, and a child abuse case. Upon returning home, your wife asks "How was your shift?" and you reply "Honey, it was pretty calm today."

You Know Your a Law Enforcement Officer When...you have laughed out loud at everything posted here...LOL!!!

piklali05 says ...

You know your a LEO if you ever wanted to host a seminar entitled: Suicide....getting it right the first time."

 

I love thisone... we in the EMS field say the same thing.

You Know Your a Law Enforcement Officer if you have ever worn your duty gear and a pair of jogging shorts at the same time!

PETE114 says ...

You know your a LEO when you..... people who drive the speed limit in front of you (while your working) are idiots, especially when you are going to a call and when they pass you (while off duty) are f-ing maniacs.  You vow to get them when you go back to work, but forget 3 minutes later.

That is so true!!!

You know you are an LEO when... The most honest person you strike up a conversation with on any given night is a crackhead prostitute with 8,000 priors. (They know the low down on everyone in the hood and will talk for days about who is up to what.)

piklali05 says ...

You believe that 50% of people are just a waste of good air

the gene pool needs a little clorine!!

WHEN ...u get commended for showing up at work. When you have a cold, and routinely blow your nose using toilet paper from rolls found in any police car, or on any desk, and you think this is a normal, rational, hygienic behavior. There are more people in the operations room than working on the street. You have two pairs of uniform pants; one for every other week. You come home after last-out more rested than when you got there. You don't tell your spouse about the Holiday and Uniform checks. You know exactly where to get anything that's free. "No Radio Transmissions" means you start clicking the radio a block away, just in case. You've driven a police vehicle with an expired inspection sticker. The "Check Engine" lights has been on in the patrol car for six months, and you think the other squads are a bunch of bums for not taking it to the garage. You think the most beautiful word in the dictionary is "unfounded". You drive a five-year-old police car with 180,000 miles on it, and it's considered new. You are sure you are not a raciest, sexist or homophone because you hate everyone equally