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You Know You're A Law Enforcement Officer When..

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Kirlian-fingerprints_max50

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How about when your kids think you are suppose to arrest or do something every time they think someone is doing something bad….


“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent”
– Eleanor Roosevelt

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You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When........you watch cop movies or tv shows and criticize everything that the cop does saying, "That doesn't happen in real life."


"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
George Orwell

“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
― Sun Tzu

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Meandalli_max50

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This thread is great.

Jump_drive1_016_max50

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You believe that 50% of people are just a waste of good air


It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
-- Muhammad Ali

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
-- Billy Connolly

Tn_1__max50

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MKane says ...


When you walk into a business and some dumbass points at his freind and says he did it. I had some bonehead pull this on me in a convience store one morning. I was not much of a mood to be messed with. So I made the guy produce ID because his freind obviuosly felt he was guilty of something. Come to find out he had, there was an outstanding order for his arrest in a neighboring county. My day suddenly got much better.

Thats great you could not have asked for a better ending.

Jump_drive1_016_max50

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You and your partner can discuss where your going to eat while standing over a dead person


It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
-- Muhammad Ali

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
-- Billy Connolly

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Me and my side partner always packed our meals. We stood over the body of an active shooter who "turned the gun on himself" and ate our meal. The CID commander just shook his head.

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You Know Your a L E O  (General Patrol)  when a sale on Preperation H at Walmart makes your whole week!!!!


I'm certainly glad you know the Chief of Police Sir!! At least you know somebody that can post your bail!!!!

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You know you're a LEO when..... you say to the last idiot you arrested," Your parents should have added chlorine to the gene pool"


I'm certainly glad you know the Chief of Police Sir!! At least you know somebody that can post your bail!!!!

Ncso-chad1_max50

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You know your a law enforcement Officer When..


You have the bladder capacity of five people;


You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience;


You believe that 25% of people are a waste of protoplasm;


Your idea of a good time is a robbery at shift change;


You call for a CCH on anyone that is friendly toward you;


You think it is perfectly normal to discuss dismemberment over a gourmet meal;


You can identify a negative "tattoo to tooth" ratio just by looking at a person;


You find humor in other people's stupidity;


You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac;


You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see;

Ncso-chad1_max50

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You know your a law enforcement Officer When..


You have your weekends off planned for a year in advance;


You believe that a "shallow gene pool" should be grounds for an arrest;


You believe that the Government should require a permit to reproduce;


You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, it sure is quiet around here";


You refer to your nightstick as your "Dork Slayer";


You believe that chocolate is a food group;


You take it as a compliment when someone calls you a prick;


You have wanted to hold a seminar on "Suicide, getting it right the first time;,


You believe that "too stupid to live" should be a valid jury verdict;


You have had to put a complainant on hold, while you laugh uncontrollably;

Ncso-chad1_max50

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You know your a law enforcement Officer When..


You have wanted a terrorist to deliver a Ryder truck to a particular bar;


You believe the dispatcher is possessed;


You think caffeine should be available in I.V. form;


You're not referring to food when you mention vegetables;


You believe that the holding cell should come with a Valium salt lick;


You have heard: "I have no idea how that got there," on more than a few occasions;


You suddenly realize one night that you are patrolling the Twilight Zone;


You correlate "two beers" with 0.15  BAC;


You have learned a lot about paranoia, simply by following random cars around in your patrol car;


You believe that it is a "good" death only if it involves overtime;

Mvc-001s_sq90_max50

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You know your a LEO when.............Your family is celebrating Christmas, going on vacation, at your daughter dance, at your sons ball game and you get stuck working.

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Your know you are a LEO when you are standing over a guy who just ended it all with a 300 savage rifle to the head and your partner turns to you and says (Well this was most certainly not a boating accident lets go eat.) . 

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You know you' re a Law Enforcement Officer when........


 


You look for the new guy to:  take the report, direct traffic in the rain, help the coroner move the suicide victim with no head, clear the car on a felony stop.........and laugh about it with your fellow officers.


"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
George Orwell

“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
― Sun Tzu

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Tami_s_fave_sitting_max50

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Rated +2 | Posted over 6 years ago

 

You know you are a LEO when: you shift includes a teenager suicide, an agg. sexual assault, and a child abuse case. Upon returning home, your wife asks "How was your shift?" and you reply "Honey, it was pretty calm today."

Me_and_my_sis

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Rated +3 | Posted over 6 years ago

 

You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When the person you're arresting for disorderly, resisting, and PI says; "You can't arrest me you haven't read me my rights."

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You Know Your a Law Enforcement Officer When...you have laughed out loud at everything posted here...LOL!!!


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You know when you are a cop when.... Well, the other day I was walking down the halls of the Police Academy and I saw a man crying...I noticed he was holding his paycheck in his hands, nothing else needed to be said! That is how you know you are a New York City Cop!


 


PS the guy crying was a Captain to boot!


Loyalty above all else except Honor!

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piklali05 says ...



You know your a LEO if you ever wanted to host a seminar entitled: Suicide....getting it right the first time."


 


I love thisone... we in the EMS field say the same thing.


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Rated +2 | Posted over 6 years ago

 

You know your in Corrections when you shopping in Wal-mart and over the intercom they call for assistance needed and you drop everything and run to that isle.

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You Know Your a Law Enforcement Officer if you have ever worn your duty gear and a pair of jogging shorts at the same time!


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PETE114 says ...



You know your a LEO when you..... people who drive the speed limit in front of you (while your working) are idiots, especially when you are going to a call and when they pass you (while off duty) are f-ing maniacs.  You vow to get them when you go back to work, but forget 3 minutes later.



AMEN!!!!!!!!!

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PETE114 says ...



You know your a LEO when you..... people who drive the speed limit in front of you (while your working) are idiots, especially when you are going to a call and when they pass you (while off duty) are f-ing maniacs.  You vow to get them when you go back to work, but forget 3 minutes later.



That is so true!!!

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... when you have the bladder capacity of 5 people.


100 Years from now ..... all new people !!

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You know you are an LEO when... The most honest person you strike up a conversation with on any given night is a crackhead prostitute with 8,000 priors. (They know the low down on everyone in the hood and will talk for days about who is up to what.)

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You know you are an LEO when:


You get a kick out posers and trolls getting busted on Policelink!


"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
George Orwell

“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
― Sun Tzu

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Ncso-chad1_max50

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piklali05 says ...



You believe that 50% of people are just a waste of good air



the gene pool needs a little clorine!!

Ncso-chad1_max50

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you know your a leo when.. you walk into the local (I Mean LOCAL) gas station (on your night off) and the lady says her husband has been threatening her while shes working so you hang around the store for a half hour, in the middle of the night, until a few other regular customers show up.. just to make sure DUMBSHIT doesnt mess with your favorite gas station attendant, coffee stop.

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WHEN ...u get commended for showing up at work. When you have a cold, and routinely blow your nose using toilet paper from rolls found in any police car, or on any desk, and you think this is a normal, rational, hygienic behavior. There are more people in the operations room than working on the street. You have two pairs of uniform pants; one for every other week. You come home after last-out more rested than when you got there. You don't tell your spouse about the Holiday and Uniform checks. You know exactly where to get anything that's free. "No Radio Transmissions" means you start clicking the radio a block away, just in case. You've driven a police vehicle with an expired inspection sticker. The "Check Engine" lights has been on in the patrol car for six months, and you think the other squads are a bunch of bums for not taking it to the garage. You think the most beautiful word in the dictionary is "unfounded". You drive a five-year-old police car with 180,000 miles on it, and it's considered new. You are sure you are not a raciest, sexist or homophone because you hate everyone equally

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