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Someone emailed this to me. I have seen it many times before, but I always enjoy reading it again.......

One Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart - and she will do everything with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."

"But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough.

You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."

And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

PLEASE pass this along to all your women friends and relatives to remind them just how amazing they are.


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And that my friends is exactly why women deserve all the respect that we can give them.

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just when i was about to take a bow , test results show i'm 62 % male...........jims you think it still applies to me if i think like a man?............it did bring a tear though......sounds like my mom...........thanks jess


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So long as you are female in the right 38% of the places then you are okay with me Val. LOL!

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thanks robo, just grew up with too many brothers . although all that was posted is true one think i think was left out.......she would give anything for the love of a good man.............i wuv woo guys.........


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Aw! That made me all warm tingly inside :) Amen sista!

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just when i was about to take a bow , test results show i'm 62 % male...........jims you think it still applies to me if i think like a man?............it did bring a tear though......sounds like my mom...........thanks jess

It doesn't matter how you think. If you are a female, you have my respect. I will hold the door for you, I will address you as m'am until told other wise and I will afford you every other respect due a woman. I know I'll probably catch hell for this. This is the way I was broght up, and I will never change.

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jims4 said:


val said:


just when i was about to take a bow , test results show i'm 62 % male...........jims you think it still applies to me if i think like a man?............it did bring a tear though......sounds like my mom...........thanks jess


It doesn't matter how you think. If you are a female, you have my respect. I will hold the door for you, I will address you as m'am until told other wise and I will afford you every other respect due a woman. I know I'll probably catch hell for this. This is the way I was broght up, and I will never change.


Well, Jims4. I for one am glad to see that chivalry has not completely died. :)


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That brought a tear to my eye...

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that made me ask my wife to take a break from making me breakfast to come over here and give me a kiss.

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that made me ask my wife to take a break from making me breakfast to come over here and give me a kiss.

Knew that was coming!

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jims4 said:


val said:


just when i was about to take a bow , test results show i'm 62 % male...........jims you think it still applies to me if i think like a man?............it did bring a tear though......sounds like my mom...........thanks jess


It doesn't matter how you think. If you are a female, you have my respect. I will hold the door for you, I will address you as m'am until told other wise and I will afford you every other respect due a woman. I know I'll probably catch hell for this. This is the way I was broght up, and I will never change.


oh jim where are you ?..........


...don't play with me , i'll keep you way up after your bedtime.....

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you are so true to form , bb


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val said:


jims4 said:



val said:


just when i was about to take a bow , test results show i'm 62 % male...........jims you think it still applies to me if i think like a man?............it did bring a tear though......sounds like my mom...........thanks jess


It doesn't matter how you think. If you are a female, you have my respect. I will hold the door for you, I will address you as m'am until told other wise and I will afford you every other respect due a woman. I know I'll probably catch hell for this. This is the way I was broght up, and I will never change.



oh jim where are you ?..........


No matter where you are, no matter how far, if you need me, I'll be there in a hurry, on that you can depend and never worry.......

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Ya'll didn't expect me to be any thing but me did you?

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now jims yous makin' me feel all warm and fuzzy inside , and to quote eddie murphy in the nutty professor......"MOIST"


...don't play with me , i'll keep you way up after your bedtime.....

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Jims your awesome !!! its a shame that an individual like you aren't common place...but guy's sad but true...these are the guy's (few and far between ) that stick out in our minds when we turn down the covers....hummmmm point to ponder.........,,,I ask my hubby the other day if he noticed that funny smell in the dumpster,,,he said he hadn't ..
and I replied thats because you haven't taken out the trash !!! ...tis the lil things......

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JessieAngel said:

Someone emailed this to me. I have seen it many times before, but I always enjoy reading it again.......

One Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart - and she will do everything with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."

"But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough.

You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."

And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

PLEASE pass this along to all your women friends and relatives to remind them just how amazing they are.

This was the first time I ever read this story.....awwwwwww it was beautiful! Not only some women forgot thier worth but a lot of men forgot too. We all need to do better. I plan to psss this story to all my friends and family. Thank you for sharing...:)

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ODIN said:

Ya'll didn't expect me to be any thing but me did you?

of course not , wouldn't have it any other way.......you are going to have to teach me to ride a horse . you know i'm accustomed to the stationary kind................the merry go round , the merry go round.........


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val said:

now jims yous makin' me feel all warm and fuzzy inside , and to quote eddie murphy in the nutty professor......"MOIST"

I'm making myself feel that way.

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jims4 said:


val said:


now jims yous makin' me feel all warm and fuzzy inside , and to quote eddie murphy in the nutty professor......"MOIST"


I'm making myself feel that way.


TOUCHE'...........or is that touchy ?..............oh frenchy where are you ?............


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Beautiful. You really don't know your strengths until you become a mother.

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Beautiful. You really don't know your strengths until you become a mother.

.....AND A MOTHER OF TWINS NO LESS..............how are you guys today?


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ODIN said:

that made me ask my wife to take a break from making me breakfast to come over here and give me a kiss.

I think that valhala has pink curtains hanging in it now!!!!!


"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men and liked it never really care for anything else thereafter. You will meet them doing various other things with resolve, but their interest rarely holds because after the other thing ordinary life is as flat as the taste of wine after the taste buds have been burned off your tongue." Ernest Hemingway

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mauve and pink camo pattern.

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Jims your awesome !!! its a shame that an individual like you aren't common place...but guy's sad but true...these are the guy's (few and far between ) that stick out in our minds when we turn down the covers....hummmmm point to ponder.........,,,I ask my hubby the other day if he noticed that funny smell in the dumpster,,,he said he hadn't ..
and I replied thats because you haven't taken out the trash !!! ...tis the lil things......

I don't remember which female comedian it was who said it, but someone said the six most romantic words in the world are, "I want to paint your house."

LOL

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Nothing makes wifey doe eyed like telling her that i will make diner and wash the dishes, or so she thinks i have'nt done that yet.

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ODIN said:

Nothing makes wifey doe eyed like telling her that i will make diner and wash the dishes, or so she thinks i have'nt done that yet.

Cool. Now how 'bout the laundry. Oops! That was your wife's line.

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mauve and pink camo pattern.

I'm assuming that was your designing touches


"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men and liked it never really care for anything else thereafter. You will meet them doing various other things with resolve, but their interest rarely holds because after the other thing ordinary life is as flat as the taste of wine after the taste buds have been burned off your tongue." Ernest Hemingway

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it was either that or she was going to cut down all the trees.

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