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Im starting this to hear about some original comments, good or bad from inmates... We all know the BOSS is Sorry Son Ofa Bitch

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My favorite comment is, "If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have a job", right...

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This is most often and they think it bothers me. I just take their TV and be done with it.



"spirit has fifty times the strength and staying power of brawn and muscle" unknown

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Another officer said we could this... When I correct an inmate for breaking the rules. Also, I want to speak with the Sgt, especially when I them no or they do not like what I tell them.

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It kills me when all of a sudden they "no habla ingles."

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I think this is pretty funny. After shaking down a pod, one inmate didn't care for the way we searced his bunk and belongings. He did a grievence to the Captain and stated that he was a graduateof the POST academy and knew that what we did was a violation of his 8th amendment rights,(cruel and unusual punisment). You can imagine the response from the Capt.

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As sgt. I would often make a round or two with my officers on one such round I found an inmate with a rather expensive headphone, the headphone was lying on his bunk and the music cranked up loud enough to be heard outside the pod. I walked over and very politely asked him to turn it down, he never looked at me, "F you he yells, now I made it an order which brought him to the front of the cell to explain that the rules said headphones and that is what he had. AgainI tried, put then or turn it way down again he yelled F you so I had the officer pull his power, that got his attention, as I started up the stairs he was screaming about over stepping bounds. his next angry statement was "I WANT TO SEE THE SERGEANT AND I WANT TOSEE HIM NOW"!!!!
The officer looked surprised pointed to me and "he's right there"
The convict gulped and quietly said "oh shit"
When the others quit laughing SILENCE prevailed!

On another such round I was with a female c.o. who was overweight and not very attractive, as we exited a voice rang out:
"you know you been in prison too long when the sgt.s ass looks better than the female officers"


T.G.G.
Bless our fallen brothers and sisters!
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.” (Plato)

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I heard one say ""' Go get me a McGriddles bitch"""


For so long as one hundred men remain alive, we shall never under any conditions submit to the domination of the English. It is not for glory or riches or honours that we fight, but only for liberty, which no good man will consent to lose but with his life.

The Declaration of Arbroath, 1320

SCREW TIBET FREE SCOTLAND !!!!

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A few things inmates have said to me.

"Why the hell do we get such sh**y food??"

"My lunch didn't have an apple! Why did he get an apple? Did you eat my apple?"

"MR GUARD! TELL MY CELLIE TO STOP USING THE TOILET AFTER LOCKDOWN! IT SMELLS LIKE POOP IN HERE!"

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About the most common thing I used to hear from inmates was "I wanna grievance!!" or "I'm gonna grieve you!!" So I'd hand them a roll of Toilette Paper and said here's your grievance and have a Nice Day....... ;)

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"If we was on da streets we'd see who da boss is!"
Response, "you tried that, now you're here."


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Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal.

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I had a group of Inmates plot to jump me once, and another Officer overheard it, let me know. The next day I came into the Pod and heard them snickering in their cells. I told them I wasn't letting them out, they were on lockdown until they could decide which Inmate was going to commit suicide....because when they jumped me I was gonna kill the first mother-f er to come near me......all I heard was a repetetive...."Awwww SHIT!"


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"America was not built on fear."

"America was built on courage, imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand. " - President Harry S. Truman

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I used to here that almost every time I entered a Housing Unit at LCC, followed by "You need to go" or "Everytime you come in here you hookin' somebody up." Oh well, some people never learn...........

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I used to here that almost every time I entered a Housing Unit at LCC, followed by "You need to go" or "Everytime you come in here you hookin' somebody up." Oh well, some people never learn...........

I used to get those comments all the time......I recently was outbid for first shift and bid to third (second shift hours just don't fit in with my family activities)....anyway....I went to nights and continued to do my job the proper way and got the old "damn officer R.....its night shift....no one is here....you can ease up a bit....." or they say "now see....if you didn't do the things you did on day shift (referring to doing my job by policy), you wouldn't be on overnights" (the inmates actually think the administration placed me on nights).......I just end the conversation with ......' and nothing has changed has it......I still do things the same at 11:00pm like I do at 1100 am and nothing you say is going to change that.........


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It kills me when all of a sudden they "no habla ingles."

You should try the same on them. They will get the message.

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"dont go in there batman its the joker" lmao

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"ill cat you out on da block" my reply is you wont cat me on DA block cause i dont live in DA hood!

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Has anyone ever heard the one where the offender tells you that he or she is actually Jesus Christ???

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During a shakedown I heard an offender tell another officer that he didn't care if his cell was searched beacuse he needed his room cleaned anyway.

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Inmates always say, " im gonna write you up"
They can only put in a grievance. They think thats writting an Officer up. After six years I still laugh at that statement.

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Im starting this to hear about some original comments, good or bad from inmates... We all know the BOSS is Sorry Son Ofa Bitch

You know, i am new sergeant at the new castle indiana correctional facility and I have heard some things that would make some peoples toes curl... like this one.

Inmate: Nobody will ever know if you give me head, c'mon baby I love you.
Nurse: okay honey, I love you too...
after approx.1/2 hour,...
Nurse. Baby i gotta go, but I will always keep you in my heart and my mouth!!!
Inmate: I hope you bring the baby to see me after you have it.
Nurse: you know I will, just don't tell anybody, and don't let that sgt find out...
Inmate: FUCK THAT SGT. HE AINT NUTTIN BUT A BITCH.

Sgt flies through the door takes inmate to seg, and nurse gets fired...
THE SGT WAS ME!!!!!!! isn't that messed up?

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I LIKE D 1 WHEN THEY SAY U CAN'T FIND A REAL JOB THATS Y U WORK HERE.I TELL THEM YEAH I LIKE MY BABY SITTIN JOB.

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"Let go of my elbow, you're choking me!"

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An inmate in booking told my partners and I once: "I hope I die so that I can sue you!!!"

Another favorite of mine is: "I haven't eaten anything in three days because I've been on meth... I'm a diabetic and I need to eat now or I will die!" They get pissed when I point out that meth cost a lot more then food, and if they bought food instead of meth, they would not be in jail and they wouldn't be hungry.

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I also like: “I’m having a seizure… Get me a nurse.” Obviously, those who are really having a seizure can’t talk.

And: “If you don’t give me a sandwich now, I’ll be suicidal.”

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And I thought BOSS was Big Ole SackaShit. Hmm.....

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"ya just a bunch of squares, you just don't know how to live life"

"Everyone goes to jail at one point or another."

We gave one guy his booking reciept with one charge of murder (pc 187). He looked at it and said: "is that it? Just one felony? That's nothing."

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Best one for me is "I'm DOC you cant make me do that"  They learn very fast that we can....

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Had an inmate explain to me and the officer on duty that he wasn't a violent offender and didn't understand why he was on max....said "you know, I never killed nobody, I never hurt nobody...I aint no rapist...I am just a thief, not a very good one or I wouldn't be in here..."


 

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Had an inmate explain to me and the officer on duty that he wasn't a violent offender and didn't understand why he was on max....said "you know, I never killed nobody, I never hurt nobody...I aint no rapist...I am just a thief, not a very good one or I wouldn't be in here..."


 



Now that's funny!!!

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