Gear: Toxic Waste Hot Sauce Extract


Toxic Waste Hot Sauce Extract

Category: Everything Else
Subcategory: Food
Price: $7.98
Average Rating:
(2 Votes)

'Honey, there's something GLOWING in my cornflakes...!" This stuff, brewed in the bowels of a highly secret nuclear waste dump with a half-life that's ticking down by the minute, the 'Waste' will save you money when you go in for your beryllium testing. You won't need the special 'scope, you'll be glowing, dude! Try this on your pasta, frijoles, beans 'n rice, and especially anything having to do with Pork, cause if it's Oinkin, this will surely kill it. That's right, Toxic Waste is all fired up, and you will be too. Use sparingly, and wear the extra strength rubber gloves. Don't mix with Vodka, Red Bull or paint thinner unless you've got plenty of primer. Sold at grocery stores, specialty gourmet shops and Military Surplus under 'insect repellent'.

Member Reviews

  • Desert_rat_edited_max30
    raygunner, Tue, 03 Feb 2009 05:53:11 UTC.
    1st review

    Out of this world HOT! XXX with a half-life that's tickin' down. Use for hot sauce, as an engine cleaner or bug repellent, but don't give any to the dog!
    Have fun..

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  • Newpatch_sq90_max30
    JIMROC, Sat, 11 Apr 2009 17:43:53 UTC.

    too hot

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