Gear: Revised Miranda Warning Card

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Revised Miranda Warning Card

NIC Law Enforcement Catalog
Category: Everything Else
Subcategory: Gag Gifts
Price: $4.95
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This Miranda Rights (Revised) Card is the street officer’s answer to S. O. B.’s!! A humorous spin on the Miranda Rights, this card states: You have the right to swing first. However, if you choose to swing first, any move you make can, and will be used as an excuse to beat the shit out of you. You have the right to have a doctor and a priest present. If you cannot afford a doctor, or if you are not presently attending church of your choice, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand what I have just told you, ASSHOLE?

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