Gear: Rock (1 pound)


Rock (1 pound)

God: 6 Day Creation Corp.
Category: Duty & Tactical Gear
Subcategory: Personal Protection
Price: Free
Average Rating:
(34 Votes)

Here is a one pound rock that was used to maim a U.S. Border Patrol Agent. When thrown by the average male, it strikes with about as much energy as a pistol bullet. Note the Agent's blood is still on the weapon. Please remember that a rock makes no noise or bright flash when thrown, and thus a person may not know the source or direction of the attack. A rock can be far more lethal than a pistol and can even be considered a "Stealth Weapon". A U.S. Border Patrol helicopter was brought down by a rock while attempting to spotlight a drowning illegal alien in the Tijuana River.

Member Reviews

  • Meangreen01_max30
    AZmeangreen, Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:46:09 UTC.
    1st review

    Rocks are readily available and easy to use. It takes little skill and no intelligence whatsoever. Even a mentally challenged subject may use one without any training. Rocks are lethal weapons and may be used to fend off an aggressor or as an assaulting weapon. The downside to using a rock as a weapon is a lack of accuracy based on unreliable weight and wind flow variances. Another downside is getting your head shot off by the officer/agent pointing his firearm at you. Liberals with the National Rock Association claim that rocks are not weapons and cannot kill or maim, but LEOs around the nation disagree. People who use rocks kill other people. Due to the ridiculousness of asking to ban rocks...we're asking people to realize that rocks can be used to leave cops alone when they shoot a murderer with a rock weapon.

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    tlwinkles379, Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:00:46 UTC.

    Ernest T. Bass will show you the way!!

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    aaa111, Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:23:32 UTC.

    ernest t has a special training school for rocks and bricks

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    rghstkcwby, Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:08:56 UTC.

    wrong side got ahold of this the otehr night....poor busines window

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    620, Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:36:48 UTC.

    when all else fails, use a rock. :)

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    goodlight, Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:13:06 UTC.

    When all else fails ...

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    Taffy, Sat, 10 May 2008 13:23:17 UTC.

    We call 'em Rookies. They ain't too s-m-r-t.

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    lauradrizzt, Sat, 10 May 2008 19:27:34 UTC.

    Very effective yet cost effective is better than demand which of course keeps the cost down...can be used without reading the training manual...good for most anyone in need.

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    Tony60, Thu, 15 May 2008 12:39:53 UTC.

    Cheap, nasty impact, hard to combat.

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    harborcop4, Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:44:53 UTC.

    We can throw them too!!!

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  • Th_detective_max30
    Retleo, Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:31:51 UTC.

    The "Rock of Ages" has been utilized since the days of the caveman to bring down game and for both offensive and defensive purposes. No "Three Day Waiting Period" for these babies. Choose the perfect weight, texture and size for your individual needs. I prefer Quartz or Granite for instant knock down power, or try sandstone for that "Dazed and Confused" look from your target. Beware of "Ricochets" from the heads of Liberals.

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    klamm143, Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:33:53 UTC.

    Great for hiding keys....

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    Anonymous, Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:38:33 UTC.

    Everyone has plenty of these lying around...No shortage of ammo that's for sure!

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    X402police, Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:35:18 UTC.

    Just hope the throwing arm still has it cause it might just tick them off

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    Anonymous, Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:40:52 UTC.

    I had to get rid of this one. I moved into a glass house.

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  • Nunst042_max30
    Posse44, Fri, 04 Jul 2008 03:16:15 UTC.

    Kind of overrated in modern day. Still can be used by the well trained and certified 3rd world militias.

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    Anonymous, Sun, 06 Jul 2008 14:22:31 UTC.

    I hate rocks. They make crappy pets too (Only people from the 60's & 70's will get that)

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  • Tbl_max30
    LP27, Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:26:04 UTC.

    Funniest product award!

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  • 101_4389_max30
    Browneye120, Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:42:41 UTC.

    Oldest weapon out there and it still works!! Case in point,...had a friend that got hit in jaw in Iraq...broke it and had to get medevaced to Germany.

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    OS441, Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:03:37 UTC.

    It works and can be used if someone is properly trained to, for breaking out windows in a house fire.

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  • T34_max30
    jcturner3, Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:41:09 UTC.

    Very dependable. I have never had one stovepipe on me yet. If they're good enough for Ernest T. Bass, they're good enough for me.

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    cgbigdaddy, Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:58:10 UTC.

    I always have one as a backup to my backup.Kind of a plan Z.

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    Hemihauler, Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:31:52 UTC.

    God was really thinking when he made the rocks!

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    mmuscs, Sat, 01 Nov 2008 04:08:40 UTC.

    Never a shortage for ammo but a little difficult to conceal when not carrying my backpack.

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  • Razorback_max30
    JamesPolk, Thu, 06 Nov 2008 04:38:02 UTC.

    Sometimes the best thing to use!!!

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    zjmazey, Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:15:17 UTC.

    This is also an exceptional workout and correctional device as well. I believe that the Marine Corps has bought copious amounts of stock in these things.

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    Big_Spence, Sat, 21 Feb 2009 15:45:57 UTC.

    If you don't want to fire a warning shot in public if you're a .50 cal gunner, then carry a sack of these and throw them at vehicles that won't get the f**k out of the way!

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    Doc_holiday, Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:34:44 UTC.

    mans first weapon & most abundant item on earth. Ive seen these bad boys drop suspects with one hit at 100+ yards

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    georgecossey, Thu, 12 Mar 2009 23:30:14 UTC.

    Always cheat and always win while in a fight with the bad guy.

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    gumby63857, Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:36:37 UTC.

    Cheap, readily available. Works well on diagreeable dogs that chase horses.

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    Prestidge, Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:13:28 UTC.

    Great product that is readily available if and when all else fails!! Also great motivational tool!

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  • The_cops_max30
    mack77, Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:51:18 UTC.

    Always useful

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    Mongo1, Tue, 01 Mar 2011 16:09:58 UTC.

    Deadly when used against unsuspecting subjects that didn't wear their headgear because they wanted to be sexy. Easily located around river beds and no State or BATF regulation.

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    OpietheBirdman, Fri, 09 Sep 2011 14:12:42 UTC.

    Weapon? Yes! They are actually using them on TOP SHOT this season.

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