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July 25, 2013
Weirdos Jeremy Moody and his wife Christine are look-alikes except she looks more masculine. Sometimes I think Skinheads are morons who just can't handle pre-mature baldness.
But then I remember they are just plain morons.
"Mornin, Honey, what do you want to do today instead a lookin' fer a job?"
"I know! Let's look up child molesters on the police map and go kill 'em!"
"OK by me but what if we get caught?"
"We kin party with our friends in the slammer. The food's regular and I like it better than yore cookin, haw haw!'!"
"Hey! What's wrong with fried Dinty Moore sandwiches and Kool-aid?
"They serve s.o.s. in the slammer, Hon! 'Sides, maybe we'll get famous on Youtube if they gotta surveillance camera fixed up on the roof!"
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