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53 articles submitted
April 30, 2012
The good news is he had a place to hang his hat.
I wonder what he would have been entitled to if his erection had lasted only 1.5 hours??
ok......so 4 hours equals two years........so if I divide that into..............um......someone help me out here......how long would I need to ride the motorcycle to get a 20 minute? oh, did I say, "would I need to ride"? ......uh, I did not mean "I"...........just asking for a friend.......yeah......that's it, I have a friend that was wondering................yeah..........a friend............
The poor jury is going to get tired of looking at the evidence in court.
This is just plain stupid.
Will lose his lawsuit because he installed an after-market seat. Another stupid lawsuit.
Good Lord. We sorely need a loser pays civil lawsuit law. People are idiots.
So he replaced the factory seat with an after market seat, but still plans on suing BMW. Good luck with that, he should sue himself for replacing the factory seat.
Is BMW going to rename this the "Viagra Seat"?
Too hard, too long.
The problem is is that his wife didnt notice it
OK, now all motorcycles fitted with this seat will now need to affix a warning label, "if erection lasts more than 4-hours you will need to consult a physician."
2 years? Could he still go to the bathroom?
New marketing ad; "BMW Motorcycles. So exciting that one ride can give you an erection....for two years." They would pass Harley Davidson as the mid life crisis bike of choice.
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