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Man sues BMW after a four-hour motorcycle ride leaves him with a two-year erection

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sven87

almost 2 years ago

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Source: MailOnline.com


April 30, 2012


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    1good1bad1ugly

    almost 2 years ago

    2770 Comments

    uncledennis1!!!!! lol

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    uncledennis1

    almost 2 years ago

    23110 Comments

    The good news is he had a place to hang his hat.

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    MarlyB

    almost 2 years ago

    4876 Comments

    I wonder what he would have been entitled to if his erection had lasted only 1.5 hours??

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    copper380

    almost 2 years ago

    2026 Comments

    ok......so 4 hours equals two years........so if I divide that into..............um......someone help me out here......how long would I need to ride the motorcycle to get a 20 minute? oh, did I say, "would I need to ride"? ......uh, I did not mean "I"...........just asking for a friend.......yeah......that's it, I have a friend that was wondering................yeah..........a friend............

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    DALLASCRANE

    almost 2 years ago

    19386 Comments

    The poor jury is going to get tired of looking at the evidence in court.

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    rsironron

    almost 2 years ago

    5220 Comments

    This is just plain stupid.

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    1good1bad1ugly

    almost 2 years ago

    2770 Comments

    Will lose his lawsuit because he installed an after-market seat. Another stupid lawsuit.

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    Robocop33

    almost 2 years ago

    14600 Comments

    Good Lord. We sorely need a loser pays civil lawsuit law. People are idiots.

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    Cedardale

    almost 2 years ago

    598 Comments

    So he replaced the factory seat with an after market seat, but still plans on suing BMW. Good luck with that, he should sue himself for replacing the factory seat.

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    36TR

    almost 2 years ago

    7548 Comments

    Is BMW going to rename this the "Viagra Seat"?

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    headbrer

    almost 2 years ago

    5490 Comments

    Too hard, too long.

    Doc

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    Elite1grey

    almost 2 years ago

    1616 Comments

    The problem is is that his wife didnt notice it

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    darsavmo

    almost 2 years ago

    11344 Comments

    OK, now all motorcycles fitted with this seat will now need to affix a warning label, "if erection lasts more than 4-hours you will need to consult a physician."

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    Jonas

    almost 2 years ago

    41144 Comments

    2 years? Could he still go to the bathroom?

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    DoubleT213

    almost 2 years ago

    246 Comments

    New marketing ad; "BMW Motorcycles. So exciting that one ride can give you an erection....for two years." They would pass Harley Davidson as the mid life crisis bike of choice.

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