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Zombie First Responder

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DonnaLynn

over 2 years ago

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Source: USA Today


March 16, 2012


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    Anonymous

    over 2 years ago

    Cardio just remember Cardio and a ninja sword!

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    1good1bad1ugly

    over 2 years ago

    2744 Comments

    @ copper380: lmao!!! I'm in big trouble. Those two stores are over a 1/2 hour away from me! I'm a goner!

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    Anonymous

    over 2 years ago

    It's a good way to get people interested in learning what to do in an emergency...Zombies just sound a lot cooler than hurricanes, tornados, and floods.

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    LanaNJ

    over 2 years ago

    7002 Comments

    Cooper380, thanks for the Zoombie Attack Safety Measures
    <---Runs to Sams Club. .

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    mz66

    over 2 years ago

    3906 Comments

    Haven't read it yet, but rated up and commenting to help keep some other stupid articles buried.

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    copper380

    over 2 years ago

    2026 Comments

    First you need a good truck and a small trailer and you head to the nearest costco or sams club (brick buildings with high walls and metal slide down doors. From the roof the zombies are easy to pick off with a good rifle or 20). You must have a reloading press, a stash of smokless powder and the lead mix for cast bullets (these are the things you fill your trailer with). the costco or sams usually has a garage door to park your truck and trailer inside so your set up can stay with you if you must move and will be safe from zombies distroying it while you camp out there. The costco's and Sam's clubs have a lot of food, kitchens and medical supplies, clothes....etc, so extended stayys are no problem. I only mention my plan here so my brothers and sisters can survive JUST STAY AWAY FROM MY COSTCO!!!!!

    the scary thing is I actually just formulated a plan!!! LOL Tactical thinking always!! comes with the job!! LOL

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    BigNTS

    over 2 years ago

    6840 Comments

    My family has already prepared for the coming zombie apocalypse. Everyone has their assignments and has been briefed on proper "disposal" techniques.

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    1good1bad1ugly

    over 2 years ago

    2744 Comments

    Lol "Proper zombie disposal." I had no idea there was a special way to dispose of them! Thanks for posting something to make me smile first thing this morning! The remarks ppl have made here got me laughing, too. Nothing like a little lightness to brighten your day.

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    sgtgopd

    over 2 years ago

    3680 Comments

    Eventually you run out of bullets

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    sgtgopd

    over 2 years ago

    3680 Comments

    Spectre is right, zombies cannot be trusted to remain dead, always detach And dispose of the head.

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    Spectre3

    over 2 years ago

    12962 Comments

    Sometimes having that sword can be a real good thing, since the best way to take out a zombie is to separate the brain stem. Pretty easy when you just cut the head off, plus there's no noise! I'm surprised Red hasn't seen and commented on this one yet.

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    LadyG

    over 2 years ago

    6640 Comments

    I guess this can be a good thing but I think some of the things they are teaching are not good. Now who has ever been in a sword fight with a zombie??? You never want to get that close to them.

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    DonnaLynn

    over 2 years ago

    10638 Comments

    I knew this was gonna happen!

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