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Man in Cow Suit Shoplifts Milk from Va. Wal-Mart

Man in Cow Suit Shoplifts Milk from Va. Wal-Mart

(By Eric Fischer, Creative Commons)

WTOP

May 03, 2011

STAFFORD, Va. – A man dressed in a cow suit is being charged with shoplifting 26 gallons of milk from a Wal-Mart.

Stafford County Sheriff’s spokesman Bill Kennedy says the 18-year-old man crawled on all fours into the Garrisonville store Tuesday night.

“Moments later, the cow walked back outside, this time walking upright, pushing a car full of 26 gallons of milk,” says Kennedy.

Kennedy says the man was eventually caught, but only after he was seen by witnesses “skipping down the street.”

“While it may have been a prank, it stopped being funny when he decided to take about $100 worth of milk from the store without paying.”

WTOP’s Kathy Stewart contributed to this report. Follow WTOP.





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    Anonymous

    about 3 years ago

    I love u 'guys' !!

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    184retired

    about 3 years ago

    3806 Comments

    And peopel wonder why I miss this job so much...Never a dull moment

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    Jonas

    about 3 years ago

    42212 Comments

    What a mooooooving story. bump all utter jokes. You butter believe it too.........

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    KarenLee

    about 3 years ago

    3856 Comments

    Why doesn't this crap ever happen when I'm working??? sheesh, no luck at all...oh well, I'm lactose intolerant anyways

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    95Zcar

    about 3 years ago

    3992 Comments

    Something seems sour here

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    Anonymous

    about 3 years ago

    He milked the store for all it was worth.

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    pcpd2601

    about 3 years ago

    392 Comments

    Must have been some kind of challenge on a website. Two nights ago I was riding my bicycle and observed an individual entering our local Walmart dressed in a bear costume. Too much of a coincidence. some stupid prank that was no doubt mass challenged on the Wonderful Wide Web.

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    gcoleman

    about 3 years ago

    2382 Comments

    Punny Stuff!!

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    rhood

    about 3 years ago

    23592 Comments

    He really had a set of utters to do this.

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    ChiefDC501

    about 3 years ago

    1912 Comments

    To bad while he was skipping away some estray officer didn't lasso him, practicing for calf roping and tie him up. Would have amde a good dash cam recording, especially if he would have thrown his ahnds up a yelled "time".

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    Anonymous

    about 3 years ago

    OK, let's get all of the groaners over at once: It's an udderly stupid man but he'll milk it for all it's worth. It behooves one to avoid customers who calve all over you and certainly curdles one's blood with it's cheesy lack of taste. He really was full of bull*!.

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    Fredder

    about 3 years ago

    190 Comments

    I really did not want to read this article, but it was worth it. Especially the "skipping down the street".

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    Robocop33

    about 3 years ago

    14618 Comments

    Really, you just can't make this crap up! LOL!

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    Bury

    about 3 years ago

    1342 Comments

    Bah ha ha ha ha!!!

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    wiseass0282

    about 3 years ago

    10984 Comments

    Now thats funny.

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