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92-Year Old Shoots Up Neighbor's House After Being Refused a Kiss
Marion County Sheriff's Office
The Orlando Sentinal via YellowBrix
March 23, 2011
MARION COUNTY, FL – Helen Staudinger, 92, was arrested on Monday, accused by authorities of shooting several times at the home of a 53-year-old neighbor who refused to give her a kiss, according to an Ocala.com report.
According to the report, Marion County deputies said that, during an argument with the man, Staudinger refused to leave without a kiss — and returned with a gun when he wouldn’t kiss her.
Staudinger has since said she wasn’t angry about a kiss, but because the man didn’t pay his share of meals when they went out to eat, the report says.
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DALLASCRANE
about 2 years ago
19386 Comments
She should pay for the man just to go with her to eat. She needs gram-ma anger management classes.
tcee1
about 2 years ago
16 Comments
I can't even begin LOL
Silent_Observer
about 2 years ago
446 Comments
Florida. Why does the crazy stuff always come out of Florida?
GodblessTexas
about 2 years ago
156 Comments
to be serious for a minute, never let your guard down, even a 92 year old woman can pull the trigger and kill you!
blessedpeacekeeper
about 2 years ago
22 Comments
So many doors I could open on this! So much I could say! Lmbo! She wanted prunes, but he bought pears! THE HARD ONES!
Nick_Durr
about 2 years ago
278 Comments
Not even touching this one....
mitrocop
about 2 years ago
402 Comments
Where's Stallone when you need his sound wisdom??
"STOP, or my Mom will SHOOT!!"
Jonas
about 2 years ago
38368 Comments
I guess ya just don't p*** off grandma. Granny with a shotgun woah....
Katz
about 2 years ago
8264 Comments
Gotta love her! I mean, she bought the guy dinner and he wouldn't even give her a kiss in return!! Shame! lol =)
NewYork911
about 2 years ago
1672 Comments
Maybe she should have offered him a case of beer first, then she may have gotten a yes with the 'beer goggles'
GrayPanther
about 2 years ago
966 Comments
Gives the phrase "kiss kiss bang bang" a whole new meaning...
DetBruin
about 2 years ago
840 Comments
"Don't shoot grandma, I'll kiss you!!
OS441
about 2 years ago
1038 Comments
Granny got frisky?
IowaNinersFan
about 2 years ago
8088 Comments
Maybe she was mad at him for taking advantage of her senior citizen discounts?
BigNTS
about 2 years ago
6126 Comments
She was actually angry that he wouldn't share his teeth...I mean LOOK at the picture.