News >> Browse Articles >> Crime News
Intruder, Homeowner Call Police On Each Other
Timothy Chapek
The Daily Mail
March 08, 2011
PORTLAND, OR – A suspected trespasser has been accused of breaking into a house and then calling the police for help when the owner arrived.
Timothy Chapek was rumbled when the owner, accompanied by two German shepherd dogs, heard him taking a shower in the house in Portland, Oregon.
So instead of facing the man, Chapek, 24, who feared the householder may be armed, locked himself in the bathroom, dialled 911 and waited for police to ‘free’ him.
The homeowner also called police.
When officers arrived they arrested Chapek and charged him with first-degree criminal trespass. He is now being held at the Miltnomah County Jail.
His may not be the most foolish 911 call made this year.
In January, Cynthia Colstonm, of Florida, was arrested after calling the emergency line four times complaining that she had received a bad manicure.
And Robert Michelson, 21, a student in Farmington, Connecticut, was arrested after calling police to ask how much trouble he could get in by growing marijuana.
John Finch,44, called police after spending three days trapped inside a home in Brandywine, Delaware, where he helped himself to the owner’s drinks cabinet.



ssu459
about 2 years ago
152618 Comments
Broke in the house and took a shower?Cleanliness my be next to Godliness ,but this Moron just suffered a major brain fart.
OlympicJoy
about 2 years ago
374 Comments
Irishcop1961 Yes! People are not always smart, criminals even more so.
JacksonIL
about 2 years ago
40 Comments
lol what a moron. well thats what happen when people sniff that white powder lol
DALLASCRANE
about 2 years ago
19386 Comments
It's Just so tough to practice your Dastardly profession these days. Homeowners have gotten smarter and the crooks have gotten dumber. A collision of stupidly in a sea of mediocrity.
Irishcop1961
about 2 years ago
36882 Comments
You just can't fix stupid. Got to love it...lol
Jason_Reel
about 2 years ago
2026 Comments
I hate to say it, but this isn't the 1st call like this I've heard of. The most memorable one was when a turd broke into a home & had to call the police to help him get out of a house in which the owner's Lion had him pinned on the ground & was licking him. What a douche...lol!
SkoolCop
about 2 years ago
4100 Comments
"Uhhh, hello..... 911? Yeah, I broke into a house and the owner or the guy who lives here had the nerve to return with two really big and hungry dogs. Yeah..... Can you come over right away? Yeah...... I'll stay right here in the shower. Stay on hold? Yeah..... I can do that."
Absolutely PRICELESS......... It doesn't get any easier, better or funnier than this.
BPD_526
about 2 years ago
54 Comments
i think it's even more hilarious that below the end of the article it says "More DUMN criminals"... priceless
Redlight
about 2 years ago
1264 Comments
I love it, what a dummy
recon2819
about 2 years ago
250 Comments
well.. he gets the jackwagon award.
Katz
about 2 years ago
8264 Comments
How stupid is Stupid? lol
Anonymous
about 2 years ago
Bump
Jonas
about 2 years ago
38366 Comments
bump mhare...
rsironron
about 2 years ago
5220 Comments
rhood has the right idea.
HEYSARGE
about 2 years ago
16800 Comments
WTF OVER...........