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Woman Threatens Cop With Sex Toy
Chicago Sun-Times via YellowBrix
November 11, 2010
A northwest suburban woman is charged with allegedly threatening an officer with what police called a “rigid female pleasure device.”
Carolee Bildsten, 56, is accused of walking out of a Gurnee restaurant without paying and threatening an officer with a sex toy.
Carolee Bildsten, 56, of Gurnee, faces one misdemeanor count each of aggravated assault and theft of labor after her Tuesday evening arrest, Gurnee police Cmdr. Jay Patrick said.
Bildsten apparently walked out on a tab at Joe’s Crab Shack in Gurnee, then went home. When officers found her at her home in the 5300 block of David Court, she allegedly threatened to batter the officer with a sex toy, Patrick said.
The officer was not injured and Bildsten was arrested, Patrick said.
She also faces an ordinance violation for pedestrian under the influence.
Bildsten was released on a personal recognizance bond and issued a court date of Dec. 6 at the Lake County courthouse, Patrick said.
It was apparently the second time Bildsten had walked out on a tab at the restaurant.
TimTheTanker
over 2 years ago
112 Comments
To quote Naked Gun, "Sexual Assault with a concrete dildo?!" This lady looks like she could use a "friend" Funny stuff!
schedir81
over 2 years ago
168 Comments
Hehe...just to add to my previous post...perhaps crack was not involved at all...looks more like methamphetamine considering she was carrying a sex toy on her person (hypersexual anyone?) The fact that she was eating at the crab shack contradicts the known fact that meth inhibits hunger in the abuser....hmm...to tell you the truth I agree with shadow_officer...how would I write this report heh
schedir81
over 2 years ago
168 Comments
Umm....crack is whack? hehe
buddy37
over 2 years ago
100 Comments
How would you like to be the judge on this one?
Anonymous
over 2 years ago
She really needs some serious help,lol.
shadow_officer
over 2 years ago
7582 Comments
How in the heck do u word that report........Ummmm...while out at this residence I was assaulted with a rubber penis...LOL
Anonymous
over 2 years ago
What if the woman was really beautiful....would this be a different story?
Sheriff_1
over 2 years ago
8032 Comments
Interesting testimony to follow
Badazz_Rebel_Cop1123
over 2 years ago
816 Comments
Omg Your Kidding........LOL
KAICHARESE
over 2 years ago
2784 Comments
omg
ACecala
over 2 years ago
1990 Comments
Who secured the evidence? Plastic or paper?
danchey05
over 2 years ago
700 Comments
LMAO. I hope it was at least freshly laundered.
ebaker72
over 2 years ago
22 Comments
that's the funniest s**t i ever herd! Was she going to smack the officer in the face with it are did she threaten to violate him?
SuzanneNGa
over 2 years ago
16618 Comments
*giggles*
Jonas
over 2 years ago
38348 Comments
Top_Cat LMAO!! This poor Cop will never hear the end of it.