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Topless Woman, 61, Attacks Officers With Meat Cleaver
Meat cleaver allegedly used by a 61-year-old woman, who was topless, to attack two police officers. [Portland Police Bureau]
New York Daily News via YellowBrix
October 14, 2010
PORTLAND, OR – Two police officers were nearly hacked to death by a topless woman who attacked them with a meat cleaver on Tuesday.
The bizarre assault came after two veteran cops in Portland, Ore., were called to an apartment complex after a call came because a naked woman was allegedly outside the building and screaming, according to police.
When the officers arrived, a neighbor informed them a woman had pushed out the window screen from her second floor apartment. The two retrieved the screen and knocked on the woman’s front door.
They could hear vacuuming inside, and spoke briefly with 61-year-old Phyllis Ann Lasich through the door, the police report states. A few moments later, after hearing a crash inside, the door flew open and the half-naked woman emerged.
“Die expletive,” the police report claims Lasich yelled as she swung a large meat cleaver.
She allegedly struck one of the cops, who was unharmed as the blade hit his radio holder and left hip.
One officer drew his weapon while the other held a Taser, police said. Lasich allegedly swung the cleaver around briefly, threatening to kill the police officers, before getting caught on the screen from her window. She eventually listened to the cops’ commands and laid on the ground.
Police took her into custody, during which time Lasich thanked them, according to authorities.
“Thank God you are here! They’ve been coming to kill me all day!” she said, the report says.
The 61-year-old has not been charged.
revCCBeasley
over 2 years ago
2944 Comments
I agree Sheriff_1, but even better they were veterans or she might be here.
NewYork911
over 2 years ago
1672 Comments
Can anyone say...Double Tap...Glad the LEO's are ok..
batman2944
over 2 years ago
738 Comments
You're right Caz...She's very fortunate to be alive!! Glad the officers were not hurt....
"Stay in the Fight"
Sheriff_1
over 2 years ago
8032 Comments
Mental case.
hotmomperez03
over 2 years ago
1910 Comments
hahaha wao crazy people........
LakewoodSgt19
over 2 years ago
192 Comments
I'm guessing no charges because she's completely off her rocker and the prosecutors know they could never get a conviction. "Naked" anyone means it's a good guess that someone is either bug-nuts crazy or on drugs - either way it means one step up on the "on guard" chart above where we should normally be anyway. Glad the boys made it through okay, but remember that job #1 is everyone in blue goes home safely if there is any way humanly possible...
Lawful_Blue
over 2 years ago
1184 Comments
Resident Evil came to mind as I read the first couple sentences..........haha
BklynsFinest347
over 2 years ago
2016 Comments
Not to Monday-morning quarterback, because I wasn't there, but using a taser on an EDP (emotionally disturbed person) has a 50/50 chance of it working in them (i.e. on drugs, alcohol, etc). If you're faced with DPF, use DPF. This idiot should of been shot, she almost lopped off one of the officer's radio holder off his hip!! Again, I wasn't there so I'm not second-guessing these brave officers.
Robocop33
over 2 years ago
14354 Comments
Damn crazy people out there are simply dangerous as hell! Great job the officers did and very fortunately they were not injured nor did they have to kill the woman.
CAZ
over 2 years ago
1428 Comments
Due to lack of information concerning her condition if it was due to drugs, alcohol, a mental condition or a combo of the previous listed all I can say is I am glad to hear the Officer's were not hurt. And she is very lucky to be alive.
aussie4
over 2 years ago
5328 Comments
Leo safety is the most important thing, with two Leo's there and for her to get at them that easily I would say they were caught off guard which can and has resulted in 'our' death. I am glad they are safe.
donmac85
over 2 years ago
86 Comments
That's both scary and gross, thankfully nobody was hurt
DALLASCRANE
over 2 years ago
19386 Comments
She was having a very bad hair day. Rx meds or illegal drugs. Both are just as dangerous.
Rocky_Racoon
over 2 years ago
230 Comments
Meth is a helluva drug. Sounds like something out of a 1960's horror movie.
Anonymous
over 2 years ago
no more drugs for her