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Cops: Man Urinates On Police Station, Saunters In
Associated Press
September 21, 2010
ROYAL OAK, Mich. — Authorities said a man urinated on the side of the Royal Oak police station, and then walked inside one afternoon last week.
Lt. Gordon Young told the Detroit Free Press that “after urinating, the suspect entered the station in an attempt to file a police report on an undisclosed matter.”
That’s when witnesses informed the police at the front desk of the man’s activities while outside.
Deputy City Attorney Mark Liss said the man was issued a citation and likely will serve no jail time but pay a fine and court costs of $250.
Copyright © 2010 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.
revCCBeasley
over 2 years ago
2944 Comments
What was his beef? Was he on Liquid.....Oh well I pray he get treatment..
phantoms5656
over 2 years ago
36 Comments
...wow
grant319
over 2 years ago
1208 Comments
Just Stupid pretty well covered it.
darsavmo
over 2 years ago
10766 Comments
He should be placed in front of a firing squad of officers with all taking aim and urinating on him...
DALLASCRANE
over 2 years ago
19386 Comments
I guess his name was Mr. I. P. Freely. It's not free any more. LESSON: Do not cross a yellow police line.
Sheriff_1
over 2 years ago
8032 Comments
Takes all kinds. Another demonstration of utter stupidity
ssu459
over 2 years ago
152552 Comments
Living proof that some individuals go out of their way to prove they're utterly stupid.Good for the Deputy City Attorney,a $250.00 whiz job.
mkiprotection
over 2 years ago
2386 Comments
OC on the PP!!
MH557
over 2 years ago
194 Comments
A big bump to Robocop33!!!
bumperdog831
over 2 years ago
264 Comments
hahah robo.....nice. maybe the entire force there should just pee on him to see he considers that disrespectful.
kuhnkejer
over 2 years ago
220 Comments
Haha, a guy walks in to file a report when a crime has taken place but for some reason he things he should commit another crime before doing so. I love people.
sniper635
over 2 years ago
824 Comments
Hey Robocop33!!! I can think of a better place to tase him in, rather than in the process. LOL
Robocop33
over 2 years ago
14344 Comments
He should also be made to clean the front of the building with a scrub brush complete with a sign on him that says he peed on the building. Too bad an Officer didn't happen to walk up on him while he was doing this and tase him in the process.
DocThomas
over 2 years ago
2134 Comments
I hope thats the outcome the public pee'er was hoping for, WHAT AN IDIOT!!!