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The Bounty on Sheriff Joe

The Bounty on Sheriff Joe

PHOENIX - JULY 29: Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio speaks to the media in front of his county jail on July 29, 2010 in Phoenix, Arizona, the day Arizona's immigration enforcement law SB 1070 went into effect. AP

The Chattanoogan Press via YellowBrix

August 05, 2010

Note: The Following is an Opinion Column

For several years one of my biggest heroes has been ‘Sheriff Joe,” the colorful Joe Arpaio of Arizona’s Maricopa County. If ever there was a face for Arizona’s fearless fight against illegal immigrants it is the Massachusetts-born lawman whose no-nonsense approach towards crime in Phoenix has enthralled millions just like me.

Now comes word a Mexican drug cartel has put out a $1 million bounty on the iron-fisted sheriff. That’s right; last week a Mexican drug lord from the Juarez cartel, incensed by the way Sheriff Joe’s posses are fouling up the illegal drugs his “mules” are sneaking through the desert, sent word he’d pay $1 million (in U.S. dollars, not pesos) to anyone who would bring him Joe Arpaio’s head.

“Just a million?” the 78-year-old sheriff reportedly harrumphed, “The last time I had a hit put out on me it was for $5 million. The economy must be bad down in Mexico,” he added before calmly going about this business. "I’m going to keep doing what I’m doing. It doesn’t matter to me.”

As the Obama administration continues the tangle with Arizona over the state’s proposed – and wildly popular – efforts to crack down on illegal immigrants who are flooding the country, “Sheriff Joe” continues to dole out justice his own way. When a frantic court ruling delayed Arizona from enacting its new legislation on Aug. 1, Joe’s posse did a legal sweep that first morning and caught 70 who are not American citizens.

And in the midst of the national legal wrangling and the state of California “banning” all Arizona products (except for traffic cameras), the Department of Justice is now threatening to sue “The Toughest Sheriff In America,” saying he isn’t cooperating with its investigation into alleged human rights violations.

“Sheriff Joe” is taking that in stride, too. He has just appeared in a news tape, telling a reporter he’s put up more tents where he now keeps 2,000 prisoners, and will “happily accommodate” any illegal immigrants he can catch.

“I have plenty of room for any cop that wants to arrest people," he said, but the tape’s most delicious segment comes at the end of Monday’s interview with MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell where he says he would be happy to discuss immigration with President Obama.

“Why doesn’t he call me to the White House and we’ll have a little wine like he called the Cambridge police sergeant that arrested the professor,” Arpaio said. “I’ll be glad to talk and give him some advice of my 30-years in the federal government, but he won’t call me, he’s had the Justice Department investigating me.”

Oh, I love the guy who makes his prisoners wear pink boxer shorts. He has recently cut the taxpayer’s food costs by another $20,000 a year because he refuses to serve salt and pepper. His deputies even carry pink handcuffs and they march criminals to the courthouse and back!

Several years ago “Sheriff Joe” quit serving criminals coffee (“It has no nutritional value”) and his chain gangs, which clean up litter, paint over graffiti and bury the county’s indigents, now include females and juvenile law-breakers. “If you don’t like it here, don’t come back after you get out!”

The New York Times had a sobering story several weeks ago, saying this summer’s savage heat has now killed over 750 Mexicans who are illegally trying to slip across the desert border. The Maricopa County morgue is overflowing the heat is so bad.

But when human-rights activists whine that Joe Arpaio is inhumane, he snarls back, “Tell that to our solders in Iraq who are wearing full body armor in the same kind of weather!”

The same activists, you’ll remember, used a federal law that made “Sheriff Joe” return televisions to the prison population. Joe Arpaio complied, but he had the TVs altered where they would only show the G-rated movies and the Weather Channel. “Why the Weather Channel? I want ‘em to know how hot it’s going to be … this ain’t the Hilton!”

Oh, if only our nation would elect more like him in the weeks ahead.


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  • Ronnay_001_max50

    tootaboogy

    about 4 years ago

    88 Comments

    Can we have his face inscribed on a new US paper currency please? Make it worth...I don't know, 25 dollars? I always thought there was a need for that denomination in our currency.

  • Ronnay_001_max50

    tootaboogy

    about 4 years ago

    88 Comments

    Courage in the face of adversaries. Did you guys notice how nonchalanty he stated he's going to do his job no matter what? God bless you Sheriff Joe.

  • Ring_max50

    DARN_IT_ANDY

    about 4 years ago

    1414 Comments

    This guys great. I've always thought highly of him. I mean he's no nonsense. Jail should not be a vacation and if you are in this country ilegally then you should go to jail etc etc. You may not like the fact the law says you can only drive 70 mph on the highway but it's the law. If you break it you get cited and/or go to jail. Why are there so many people questioning this guy. And as far as the heat issue is concerned, ummmmm AMEN. If our guys and gals can fight for our freedoms in the heat of an Iraqi desert then by gosh the criminals can certainly do no less. Good job

  • 6_months_076_max50

    loganj0

    about 4 years ago

    440 Comments

    I would volunteer to be on his protection detail!!!
    Stay safe and keep up the awesom fight against all criminals

  • Ribbon_max50

    mkiprotection

    about 4 years ago

    2384 Comments

    BUMP lilweir09!

  • Me_aloof_1_max50

    lilweir09

    about 4 years ago

    126 Comments

    I FREAKIN LOVE SHERIFF JOE!!! He has long been one of my greatest HEROES.... Sheriff Joe has my vote as President and any other office he would run for!!!

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    Anonymous

    about 4 years ago

    <3 Joe

  • Animal007_max50

    bulldogdt20012001

    about 4 years ago

    206 Comments

    There's a reason why they reelect him every election, go joe

  • Az_phx_motorcade1a_max50

    Bury

    about 4 years ago

    1342 Comments

    Go JOE!

  • 1211120858_max50

    FreezeP

    about 4 years ago

    1456 Comments

    JOE FOR PRESIDENT!! Hell Lets put him on the UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT while we're at it!!!!

  • Badge__hat_max50

    Baxter2

    about 4 years ago

    1846 Comments

    I can't say enough good things about Sheriff Joe. He should be publicly praised by the Feds instead of investigated. If the Feds had any testicular fortitude, they would deal with the mexican drug cartels preemptively. They cause untold suffering and costs to the citizens of the United States everyday.

  • Moe__1_max50

    DET727FPD

    about 4 years ago

    14 Comments

    This Guy is the real SHERIFF if you havent seen one, a sheriff that doesnt worry about his next election and votes. It should be required that every sheriff in this country to be trained by this guy in knowing what there jobs are and how to do it. No offense is intended for any sheriff, but this is the man. AND YES SHERIFF JOE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!

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    copper380

    about 4 years ago

    2026 Comments

    great artical, great sheriff, God Bless ya Joe, God Bless America. FEDS BUT OUT, let the man do his job. Obama would never invite Joe to the White House, Joe is a real man and Obama would not be comfortable after surrounding himself with bigger wimps than Obama himself is. Besides, joe is smarter and may teach Obama something which might make Obama realize he really does not know what is best for us. The media would have a field day with that meeting and Joe would become even more popular, Obama does not want that!

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    bfm219

    about 4 years ago

    24 Comments

    Im with nypd3527, Joe for President!

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    rhicks183

    about 4 years ago

    358 Comments

    Awesome job sir..I wish there were more like you in this country.

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