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Man Arrested for Driving with Pants Down, Blames Doughnut

The Patriot-News via YellowBrix

January 26, 2010

When state police questioned David F. Line about a report from a truck driver who allegedly saw Line driving on Interstate 81 in Silver Spring Township, Cumberland County, with his pants around his ankles and without both hands on the steering wheel, Line had an explanation.

According to court documents, Line, 49, of Doubling Gap Road in Newville, told police he had been eating a cream-filled doughnut and some of the filling had fallen on his pants. He pulled them down so he could clean himself, Line said, according to court documents. The truck driver saw his private parts because he was wearing loose-fitting underwear, Line said, according to court documents.

Nonetheless, state police charged Line with open lewdness and disorderly conduct. Line will receive a summons to appear in court to answer those charges. No hearing date has been set.


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    Retleo

    almost 4 years ago

    5524 Comments

    Musta been playing :Ring Toss" with that Doughnut", don't wanna know how it got cream filled!

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    357magnum

    about 4 years ago

    406 Comments

    That don't look like cream filling on the pants.

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    chrissanders

    about 4 years ago

    5232 Comments

    If he dropped cream filling ON his pants, why would he need to pull them to his ankles while driving down the road to clean them. Doesn't sound right to me. FUNNY!!!

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    Ahi

    about 4 years ago

    1990 Comments

    ha ha, that's funny

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    wb4gad

    about 4 years ago

    28 Comments

    they just said it was HIS excuse, not a good one...but you guys are cracking me up at 7:00 a.m.
    thanks for your take on his excuses maybe this will show up on C.O.P.S.! (I doubt it!!)
    ..The best one so far is that one member said it was just a way he could take
    up to 12 donuts with him... so his hands would be free to drive safely! sure! sure! sure!
    ha ha ha!

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    BillJ

    about 4 years ago

    264 Comments

    Don't think I can take this one, are they sure it wasn't really Obama in disguise?

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    bluebrother

    about 4 years ago

    768 Comments

    Them dam doughnuts will get you every time.

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    Chasinya

    about 4 years ago

    72 Comments

    This has got to be somehow related to the "Twinkie" defense because I'm sure the trucker, although he may not want to admit it, saw his twinkie but no donut. As funny as this may sound, I'm thinking that twinkie manipulation is even more distracting than texting so therefore, should be outlawed while behind the wheel. And for the officer who stops him, I wouldn't let him use your pen to sign the ticket!

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    postal1

    about 4 years ago

    262 Comments

    I can get twelve donuts at one time, great for long trips.......

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    Flatbush

    about 4 years ago

    58 Comments

    I would like to see the Judge's face when he explain's this in Court!

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    semicrazy1

    about 4 years ago

    236 Comments

    LMAo..! Get real! As a truck driver,I can personally attest that a donut is not what this dude was all about. unfortunately this is an all too often thing and I've even had some honk their horns to get drivers to look in on them....both male and female exhititionists....btw,my anatomy is better than most I've been flashed by..LOL

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    JP503

    about 4 years ago

    7620 Comments

    So was it a long john supplied by himself? I see stupid people

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    Whalewatcher

    about 4 years ago

    10928 Comments

    Stop it, folks, you're killing me !!! LOL

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    ajsdaddyBPD

    about 4 years ago

    2792 Comments

    Idiotic for sure. Hope nobody EVER takes one of this guy's "special" glazed doughnuts.....................ew.

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    HEYSARGE

    about 4 years ago

    16734 Comments

    Very Funny

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