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Escaped Convict Taunts Police on Facebook
Escaped prisoner Craig 'Lazie' Lynch posted this picture of himself on Christmas Day on his Facebook page. [Facebook]
BBCNews
December 31, 2009
BRITAIN – British police would likely love to defriend an escaped prisoner who continues to taunt them by posting photos of himself enjoying his Christmas on Facebook.
Craig “Lazie” Lynch, a 28-year-old convicted burglar, has gained an Internet following as he has posted regular updates on the social networking site since his escape from Suffolk’s Hollesley Bay Prison on Sept. 23, London’s Daily Mail reported.
Instead of quietly going on the lam, Lynch has been regaling his 1,247 followers with his regular, profane taunts at police.
As a very special Christmas gift to his pursuers, Lynch posted a photo of himself dressed in tinsel, holding a turkey in one hand and making an obscene gesture with the other with the caption, “If any of you was doubtin my freedom. Here’s proof. How the f—- could i get my Ahands on a bird like this in jail. ha ha.”Among his previous Facebook messages, Lynch clued authorities in that he was going to take his “little princess” to a specific shopping mall to meet Santa, the Daily Mail reported. He later filed an update claiming to be roaming the mall and carrying a 4-foot plush Winnie the Pooh doll.
Although it’s unclear whether police were staking out the mall at the time, a police spokeswoman told the Daily Mail that officers also were working with officials from Facebook to catch Lynch.
“YES YES i f——- made it to Xmas i beat their f—- system and i love it,” Lynch posted on Christmas Day.
Suffolk police will get another chance to apprehend their Facebook friend soon: Lynch posted his plans to attend a New Year’s Eve party in Lowestoft, Suffolk.

revCCBeasley
over 3 years ago
2944 Comments
His day is coming..You run but you can not hide...the LAW will catch you....
Gildor9
over 3 years ago
238 Comments
Maybe his family will put more photos of him on fb when he gets arrested.
GLOCK_45_4U
over 3 years ago
270 Comments
THEY SHOULD BEAT HIM WITH TURKEY LEGS........STAY SAFE.
Hardcopy69
over 3 years ago
6082 Comments
ummm huhhhh......it's all fun and games till someone get's hurt...
michelleg
over 3 years ago
572 Comments
freedom is earned not given, all will come in good time...
kaiger22
over 3 years ago
38 Comments
This is a talented ciminal, but he really should have just dropped into non existance and lived a normal life looking over his shoulder, but no, he contacts them. Thats bold.
MarlyB
over 3 years ago
4230 Comments
From the look of this shot, Lynch is spending his yule in the loo.
schall
over 3 years ago
10 Comments
what a ass, his day is coming soon.
hamtyl07
over 3 years ago
4 Comments
what a jack-ass
timberweave
over 3 years ago
340 Comments
Maybe the finger will break mysteriously when the cuffs are put back on this freak's wrists.
Anonymous
over 3 years ago
What an A$$! Hope he enjoyed his "bird" cause that will be the last one he will have as a "free man"
delvic_25
over 3 years ago
372 Comments
cool escapee
smcculley
over 3 years ago
130 Comments
Un-friggin-believable. This must be a new level of stupid.
DALLASCRANE
over 3 years ago
19386 Comments
New Years Eve on the Sunrise Coast of England. After he is captured he can tell his 1247 Face-book chums "that crime did NOT pay. The next bird in his photo will be the Jail Bird.
7yt43tquma
over 3 years ago
7224 Comments
This is certainly not funny. To taunt, or harass the captors of the men and women who spent hours to capture you, and make you pay justice.........is twisted and narcissitic. I hope when the do capture him again, they tack on another 50 years.........how would he like them then? He should have manned up and done his time for his crime......guess that means he is not a man at all. He is a cretin.