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Mr. DUIS Gets DUI-ed
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Source: Chicago ABC News
November 05, 2009
Zachary R. Duis (note the spelling of his last name) gets busted for DUI in Indiana. Four times over the limit. "Dude, I do this every night; I'm straight up and not drunk," Duis said, according to State Trooper Glen Fifield.
texasbrandy
9 days ago
636 Comments
I would LOVE to have been the officer who pulled this one over...... I am a biochemistry major! I might just keep a chart of alcohol metabolism in my cruiser......haha!
rhood
18 days ago
8278 Comments
Good job in getting this dangerous idiot off of the street.
DALLASCRANE
18 days ago
7716 Comments
Zachary R Duis IV (the fourth), 0.32 is alcohol poisoning level. This guy need help and a nice warm jail cell.