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Man Reports Fake Attack, Wounds Himself, to Miss Work

Man Reports Fake Attack, Wounds Himself, to Miss Work

Tribune-Review via YellowBrix

November 04, 2009

EDGEWATER, Colo. – Police in the Denver suburb of Edgewater say a man stabbed himself, then said he was attacked by three men dressed in black who were either Hispanic or skinheads, in a ploy to miss work.

Twenty-nine-year-old Aaron Siebers was arrested after police say he admitted making up the assault and said he was responsible for the knife wound to his leg and other superficial cuts on his body. He faces charges of false reporting and obstructing a police officer.

Police say Siebers reported the attack Monday to the video store where he works. The reported assault drew five police agencies to the scene, along with K-9 units.

Police spokesman Steve Davis says Siebers admitted the story was a lie after repeated questioning from detectives.

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    texasbrandy

    12 days ago

    640 Comments

    Instead of calling in sick, he could have called in dumb***

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    Mattwants2bacop

    21 days ago

    28 Comments

    Jobs should allow certain people to call in stupid just for people like this. "Hey, boss, I can't come in today. Yeah, I'm feeling really stupid."

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    rsironron

    21 days ago

    1492 Comments

    One word MORON

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    Texas2step

    22 days ago

    3842 Comments

    Retrevrer, exactly what I was thinking! What is wrong with just calling in sick? Guess he was "calling all attention"

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    chiefdennis

    22 days ago

    7904 Comments

    This guy had to be born a dumbass and later on in life had a relapse.

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    avictor

    22 days ago

    368 Comments

    Bipolar 101

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    grant319

    22 days ago

    510 Comments

    Jailtime and jobless now. Real smart man!!!

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    sehambone51

    22 days ago

    84 Comments

    If he didnt get fired from this job he better keep it cause Im sure nobody will hire him now. What an idiot. Like we dont have enough to do.

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    HEYSARGE

    22 days ago

    12064 Comments

    Stupid people!

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    Sheriff_1

    22 days ago

    6832 Comments

    Brilliant real brilliant. Not the brightes bulb in the pack. Ties up resources unnecessarily, blames others and too lazy to go to work.

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    JIMROC

    22 days ago

    8178 Comments

    Only in Colorado

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    JIMROC

    22 days ago

    8178 Comments

    If he hates his job so bad, why doesn't he just quit

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    ralphiii

    22 days ago

    86 Comments

    People don't realize that when they do that they are keeping us from people who need us

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    95Zcar

    22 days ago

    2414 Comments

    Are you kidding me?

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    Radiotelegrapher

    22 days ago

    2394 Comments

    Stick it to him.

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