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Man Reports Fake Attack, Wounds Himself, to Miss Work
Tribune-Review via YellowBrix
November 04, 2009
EDGEWATER, Colo. – Police in the Denver suburb of Edgewater say a man stabbed himself, then said he was attacked by three men dressed in black who were either Hispanic or skinheads, in a ploy to miss work.
Twenty-nine-year-old Aaron Siebers was arrested after police say he admitted making up the assault and said he was responsible for the knife wound to his leg and other superficial cuts on his body. He faces charges of false reporting and obstructing a police officer.
Police say Siebers reported the attack Monday to the video store where he works. The reported assault drew five police agencies to the scene, along with K-9 units.
Police spokesman Steve Davis says Siebers admitted the story was a lie after repeated questioning from detectives.
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texasbrandy
12 days ago
640 Comments
Instead of calling in sick, he could have called in dumb***
Mattwants2bacop
21 days ago
28 Comments
Jobs should allow certain people to call in stupid just for people like this. "Hey, boss, I can't come in today. Yeah, I'm feeling really stupid."
rsironron
21 days ago
1492 Comments
One word MORON
Texas2step
22 days ago
3842 Comments
Retrevrer, exactly what I was thinking! What is wrong with just calling in sick? Guess he was "calling all attention"
chiefdennis
22 days ago
7904 Comments
This guy had to be born a dumbass and later on in life had a relapse.
avictor
22 days ago
368 Comments
Bipolar 101
grant319
22 days ago
510 Comments
Jailtime and jobless now. Real smart man!!!
sehambone51
22 days ago
84 Comments
If he didnt get fired from this job he better keep it cause Im sure nobody will hire him now. What an idiot. Like we dont have enough to do.
HEYSARGE
22 days ago
12064 Comments
Stupid people!
Sheriff_1
22 days ago
6832 Comments
Brilliant real brilliant. Not the brightes bulb in the pack. Ties up resources unnecessarily, blames others and too lazy to go to work.
JIMROC
22 days ago
8178 Comments
Only in Colorado
JIMROC
22 days ago
8178 Comments
If he hates his job so bad, why doesn't he just quit
ralphiii
22 days ago
86 Comments
People don't realize that when they do that they are keeping us from people who need us
95Zcar
22 days ago
2414 Comments
Are you kidding me?
Radiotelegrapher
22 days ago
2394 Comments
Stick it to him.