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  virginiadep

  over 4 years ago

  44 Comments

  Narcotics units
  > >
  > > Immediately grow facial hair, tell everybody you were ordered to.
  > > Start watching every episode of Monster Garage.
  > > Buy a biker wallet with a big chain.
  > > Make every case involve overtime $$$.
  > > Buy bunches of boats, RV's, and motorcycles with that overtime.
  > > Learn to play golf drunk.
  > >
  > >
  > > SWAT units
  > >
  > > Wear team T-shirts, Oakley sunglasses and boots everyday.
  > > Try to fit the word breach in to every conversation.
  > > Have a mirror handy to check hair, if you have hair.
  > > Never say hello to anyone who is not an operator, just practice your
  > > SWAT head nod.
  > > Subscribe to Soldier of Fortune and Muscle and Fitness.
  > > Learn to play golf wearing a gun.
  > >
  > >
  > > Community Service units
  > >
  > > Hate SWAT.
  > > Work to make everybody love you.
  > > Paint your office in pastel colors.
  > > Think Feng Shui.
  > > Subscribe to Psychology Today.
  > > Learn to play miniature golf.
  > >
  > > School Resource Officers
  > >
  > > Starbucks before work, show up on campus at 0800 hrs Knows every coffe
  >
  > > pot location on campus Sits behind his desk pretending to work, but
  > > really surfing the net Really hates kids but loves the hours Only
  > > talks to the really hot teachers Only works at night when there is a
  > > football game Drives a golf cart all day on campus
  > >
  > >
  > > Traffic units
  > >
  > > Write tickets to EVERYBODY.
  > > Spend every weekend cleaning your bike and polishing boots.
  > > Annoy everyone on the radio calling out your stops.
  > > Talk about nothing but how many tickets you wrote in one day.
  > > Ride by a building with big windows to see your reflection.
  > > Golf is lame, motor rodeos are cool.
  > >
  > >
  > > Administrative Units
  > >
  > > Three-hour lunches everyday, tell everybody it's a "meeting".
  > > Upgrade department cell phone every month.
  > > Tell everybody you are published in a national law enforcement
  > magazine.
  > > Update your revenge list on a weekly basis.
  > > Golf Rules! Play lots of golf.
  > >
  > >
  > > Patrol Units
  > >
  > > Has nerves of steel.
  > > In a terminal state of nausea from department politics.
  > > Inability to keep mouth shut.
  > > Has defining tastes in alcohol.
  > > Is respected by peers.
  > > Beats the crap out of his caddy on any bogeyed shot
  > >
  > >
  > > Investigators
  > >
  > > Come in at 0800
  > > "Breakfast" from 0815 to 1030
  > > Work from 1030 to Noon
  > > Noon to 1400 Work out and Lunch
  > > 1400-1700 Sit in CID and talk about how many girlfriends you have and
  > > how the wife doesn't know. Plan your next RV, fishing, motorcycle
  > trip.
  > >
  > >
  > > Patrol Sergeant
  > >
  > > Remembers very well "how we used to do it."
  > > Always willing to tell his officers the above.
  > > Tries to fit the word "liability" in to every sentence.
  > > Talks about "what he's hearing from upstairs."
  > >
  > >
  > > Trainee
  > >
  > > Unable to grow facial hair.
  > > Watches every episode of Cops.
  > > Worships the ground the SWAT guys walk on.
  > > Arrives for work three hours early.
  > > Thinks the sergeant is thrilled to see him.
  > > Won't drink on the golf course because it violates the open container
  > > ordinance.

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  jv741

  over 4 years ago

  10306 Comments

  Thanks for the add

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  CBPPete

  over 4 years ago

  2710 Comments

  Thanks for the add... Be safe out there...

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  Wolvarine

  over 4 years ago

  28962 Comments

  

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  Metalhead2008

  over 4 years ago

  116 Comments

  Thanks for the add! Stay Safe!

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  Anonymous

  over 4 years ago

  
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  over 4 years ago

  
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  virginiadep

  over 4 years ago

  44 Comments

  WRITTEN BY A 15 yr. Old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA :

  New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) !

  Since the Pledge of Allegiance
  And
  The Lord's Prayer
  Are not allowed in most
  Public schools anymore
  Because the word 'God' is mentioned...
  A kid in Arizona wrote the attached

  NEW School prayer :

  Now I sit me down in school
  Where praying is against the rule
  For this great nation under God
  Finds mention of Him very odd.

  If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights.
  And anytime my head I bow
  Becomes a Federal matter now.

  Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
  That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
  The law is specific, the law is precise.
  Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

  For praying in a public hall
  Might offend someone with no faith at all
  In silence alone we must meditate,
  God's name is prohibited by the state.

  We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
  And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks..
  They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
  To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

  We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
  And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
  It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
  We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.

  We can get our condoms and birth controls,
  Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
  But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
  No word of God must reach this crowd.

  It's scary here I must confess,
  When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
  So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
  Should I be shot; My soul please take!
  Amen

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  mondragon227

  over 4 years ago

  1188 Comments

  
  

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  virginiadep

  over 4 years ago

  44 Comments

  When The Sun Sets

  She was the first he held that way,

  And for him everything changed that day.

  For now, he was a father.

  She, his princess daughter.

  And when she cried he would hold her,

  And he would whisper “always and forever”

  For when the sun sets, I believe in you.

  When it rises, know, I will help you through.

  When the wind blows, I am there

  No matter what, Always and Forever

  And up she grew

  But his love she always knew.

  He worked his job in the mid of night

  Often gone past the morning light.

  His other jobs too, called him away

  But he would tell her every day

  When the sun sets, I believe in you.

  When it rises, know, I will help you through.

  When the wind blows, I am there

  No matter what, Always and Forever

  Life was hard, now 6 years past

  Since the day he first held her, it had gone so fast.

  Her smile, he lived for.

  Her childish happiness always made him soar.

  And now her birthday, family cheers together

  And he said “I love you forever!”

  When the sun sets, I believe in you.

  When it rises, know, I will help you through.

  When the wind blows, I am there

  No matter what, Always and Forever

  Ten days later on a work night,

  He gave her butterfly kisses and held her tight.

  Only hours after, shots rang out…

  After all isn’t that what service is about?

  A heroes life never lasts,

  And so on the father passed.

  Thinking, when the sun sets, I believe in you.

  When it rises, know, I will help you through.

  When the wind blows, I am there

  No matter what, Always and Forever

  And daddy’s little girl cried

  She cried for her daddy who had died.

  Everywhere people tried to smile,

  And help her through this tragic trial.

  So finally she cried out “good bye father…”

  And the breeze whispered back “I love you daughter”

  And then she knew

  No matter how old she grew

  She would always remember

  That every time the sun sets he believes in me.

  When it rises he will help me through.

  When the wind blows he is there

  No matter what, Always and Forever.

  Written by Jonelle Stall.

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  Anonymous

  over 4 years ago

  Have a happy and safe new year and may the next year be better then the last. Romania - Bucharest - Virgil

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  connman

  over 4 years ago

  36310 Comments

  THANKS FOR THE GP INVITE

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  Guardme2

  over 4 years ago

  4010 Comments

  For you in the upcoming year:

  
  
  
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  dbab116

  over 4 years ago

  31778 Comments

  Thanks for the add and stay safe. "Go Tech".

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  Anonymous

  over 4 years ago

  THANKS FOR THE ADD TAKE CARE STAY SAFE KEEP IN TOUCH : )