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  Strobelight140

  over 3 years ago

  7528 Comments

  "The Final Inspection" The policeman stood and faced his God, which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, policeman. How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My church have you been true?" The policeman squared his shoulders and said, "No Lord. I guess I ain't. Because those who carry badges, can't always be a saint." "I've had to work most Sundays, and at times my talk was rough... and sometimes I've been violent because the streets are awful tough." "But I never took a penny, that wasn't mine to keep... though I worked a lot of overtime when the bills got just too steep." "And I never passed a cry for help, though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God forgive me, I wept unmanly tears." "I know I don't deserve a place among the people here. They never wanted me around except to calm their fear." "If you've a place for me here, Lord, it needn't be so grand. I never expected or had too much, But, if you don't...I'll understand." There was silence all around the throne, where saints had often trod, as the policeman waited quietly for the judgement of his God. "Step forward now, policeman You've borne your burdens well. Come walk a beat on heaven's streets. You've done your time in hell."

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  Strobelight140

  over 3 years ago

  7528 Comments

  I Am The Law!

  Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

  Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

  Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

  Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

  Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

  Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

  Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

  Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

  Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

  Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

  Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

  Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, you boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

  Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

  Law of Rugs and Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpeting.

  Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

  Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

  Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

  Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

  Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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  sgtbear

  over 3 years ago

  33766 Comments

  Thanks for the group invite!

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  Anonymous

  over 3 years ago

  Thanks for the group invite. I love my fishing. Stieve

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  Anonymous

  over 3 years ago

  Thanks for the invite,Miguel,I joined the group.

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  sgtbear

  over 3 years ago

  33766 Comments

  Thanks for the group invite!

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  Anonymous

  over 3 years ago

  Thanks for the group invitation,Miguel,I just joined.

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  Anonymous

  over 3 years ago

  

  
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  MysticWolf

  over 3 years ago

  8084 Comments

  
  

  
  Thanks for the invite, sorry I couldn't get back sooner. Have a great weekend, be safe : )

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  WesternLawman

  over 3 years ago

  27020 Comments

  Howdy Miguel,

  Thanks for the Labor Day wishes! God bless and have a Safe & Happy Labor Day weekend!

  Dan

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  StevenMack

  over 3 years ago

  180 Comments

  Thank you my friend, you too.

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  Anonymous

  over 3 years ago

  Que paso hermano, Hope you are having a great weekend. I took today and tonight off and getting ready to load the 4 wheelers and son and I are going on a 32 mile cross country tonight. God bless and be safe. Stieve

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  Anonymous

  over 3 years ago

  Happy Labor Day

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  barryedaniel

  over 3 years ago

  4040 Comments

  Just stop by said stay safe and have a HAPPY LABORDAY WEEKEND .

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  craigglaze

  over 3 years ago

  344 Comments

  Miguel,

  Thank you for the friend add. Take care.

  Craig