luvv4life

Location:
Salida, CO
Gender:
Female
Service:
Dispatcher / Communications
Status:
Actively Serving

Personal

Hobbies:
Shooting, Fishing, Hunting, hiking and 4wheeling, photography and baking
Favorite TV Shows:
all 3 CSI's, Criminal Minds, The Unit, Army Wives, House, ER, South Park
Favorite Music:
classic rock

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    UnionDeputy

    over 6 years ago

    A Farmers Claim A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim.
    "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company.
    "Yes, that's right," replied the farmer, nodding his head.
    "You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I've never felt better inn my life.' Is that the case?"
    "Yeah, but…" stammered the farmer.
    "A simple yes or not will suffice," counsel interrupted quickly.
    "Yes," Replied the farmer.
    Then it was the turn of the farmer's counsel to ask him questions. "Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health," his lawyer said.
    "Certainly," replied the farmer. "After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. "Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. Then he come straight over to me and asked me how I was feeling. "Now, mate, what the heck would you have said to him?"

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    Anonymous

    over 6 years ago

    Hi! Hope all is well. Be Safe, God Bless Blueskies 1

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    Logancodeputy19

    over 6 years ago

    Hey sweetie! Just wanted to drop in and see how you are doing!

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    UnionDeputy

    over 6 years ago

    "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

    "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

    "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

    "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."

    "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

    "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh ... did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

    "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

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    UnionDeputy

    over 6 years ago

  • UnionDeputy

    over 6 years ago

    There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If only I could see the world, I would marry you." One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, "Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying, "Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine." This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Remember: life is a gift. Today before you say an unkind word think of someone who can't speak. Before you complain about the taste of your food think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your husband or your wife think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion. Before whining about the distance you drive think of someone who walks the same distance. And when you are tired and complain about your job think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job. And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down put a smile on your face and think: You're alive and still around!

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    Anonymous

    over 6 years ago

    Have a great weekend!

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    UnionDeputy

    over 6 years ago

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    Anonymous

    over 6 years ago

    Have a great week!

  • Logancodeputy19

    over 6 years ago

    Thanks for the beer! Its CRAZY around here. Getting on here is my down time. We are still waiting to see what happens. From the sounds of it we are probably going to be staying in Colorado, but if we do we are looking at being on the western slope. Which is fine with me. I have decided that if hes stationed in Rifle or Grand Junction then we are going to find a house where ever he is and stay put for a while. Which will greatly help out. So we will see. Thanks again for everything! You have been a great friend and sounding board! :)

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    Anonymous

    over 6 years ago

    Howdy ...Greetings from the Great State Of Florida...thanks for the friendship...God Bless You and yours...Steven

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    Logancodeputy19

    over 6 years ago

    Hey hun. Just wanted to drop in and see how you are doing. Things are going well here. Still havent made a choice yet. Im running out of time though. I guess ill figure it out soon. LOL

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    Anonymous

    over 6 years ago

    Hi thanks for the add .I was just watching a show on homeland security. Very Interesting......We sure do need all the help we can get. Several years ago, I called a radio station and made a comment how we really needed to beef up our borders, that was before 9-11!! My children"s father was a crew chief for the F-14 16's. So I know how important it is for our borders etc.

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    Shadowman_691

    over 6 years ago

    Year of Ji Chou; 2009
    2009 is the Year of Ji Chou.

    Wishing You All the Best in 2009 !!! Happy New Year !!!
    THANK YOU for Your Service to Our Great Nation !!!
    Greetings from the Capitol City of the Great Sunshine State of the USA !!! _______________ Thnx 4 the Add !!! _______________ Stay Safe, Fight 2 Win, & GOD Bless ~~ Robert

    I'll keep my CHRISTian Values, my freedom, my guns, and my money.
    You can keep the "CHANGE”

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    glencoe507

    over 6 years ago

    Thanks for the add. Be safe and have a great week.