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  Eilene

  over 1 year ago

  18370 Comments

  Sorry I haven’t been posting much the past two weeks but I’ve had a bad couple of weeks. My first case of diverticulitis and I had to bury my two cats, I will try better in the future.
  
  
  The weather here has been really cold and windy the past couple of days, some snow showers but not much accumulation. In fact, my spring flowers have been trying to grow. The weather looks better for the next couple of days, anyway.
  
  
  Have a great rest of the week my friends and be safe.
  
  
  

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  Eilene

  over 1 year ago

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  Eilene

  over 1 year ago

  18370 Comments

  
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  Eilene

  over 1 year ago

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  Friday Funny
  
  

  Things you should never say to a police officer.
  
  

  Sure I can step out of the car, but I can’t guarantee I can stand up.
  
  

  Is that your wife in the back seat or are you part of the K-9 unit.
  
  

  Could you turn off those lights, they make me dizzy when I’m drunk.
  
  

  Yeah I’ll blow in that but it will cost ya 50 bucks.
  
  

  If you want to borrow my handcuffs, there in the dash next to the blindfold.
  
  

  Is that you nightstick or are you just happy to see me.
  
  

  OK OK I’ll put the gun down but you gotta go first.
  
  

  I couldn’t have been going that fast, you caught me.
  
  

  Officer I swear that guy was alive when the car hit him.
  
  

  I would like to make a citizens arrest. You followed me right through that red light.
  
  

  Officer that is NOT my marijuana, it was already in the dash when I stole the car.
  
  

  Could we try my backseat for a change…
  
  
  
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  Eilene

  over 1 year ago

  18370 Comments

  
  
  

  Thursday Funny
  
  

  A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from New Hampshire. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.
  Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
  
  
  Lawyer says, "What for?"
  
  
  Deputy says, " You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
  
  
  Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
  
  
  Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
  
  
  Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
  
  
  Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
  
  
  Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
  
  
  Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
  
  
  At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving c**p out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down? .
  
  

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  Eilene

  over 1 year ago

  18370 Comments

  Hey Girl thanks for your the gifts and all of your great emails. I am terrible about answering emails. I guess I should blame it on my ADHD or being a procrastinator LMFAO. My wish for you for 2012 is that your New Year is Happy, Healthy, Prosperous, and Safe. Hugs

  

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  codebabe5_0

  over 1 year ago

  18972 Comments

  Stopping by to wish you and your family a Very Merry Christmas and a Blessed and Healthy New Years. Thanks so much for your friendship! God Bless and stay safe out there.

  Nancy and Harry( HBSD191) my partner in crime

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  Eilene

  over 1 year ago

  18370 Comments

  Thanks I needed that Margarita :)

  

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  Eilene

  over 1 year ago

  18370 Comments

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  Eilene

  over 1 year ago

  18370 Comments

  

  8 Shopping Days 'til Christmas
  
  
  

  

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  Eilene

  over 1 year ago

  18370 Comments

  That police officer that you called a jerk for writing you a ticket, just spent 3 hours on the scene of a wreck where a drunk driver killed a family of four.
  
  

  Those firefighters that you're pissed at for shutting down the road, just pulled a grandfather out of a burning house. Those paramedics and emts that you think are driving too fast, are doing CPR on a two year old that didn't make it.
  
  

  We work hurt, sick, hungry, and tired. We are continuously asked to do more with less and we do it with a smile on our face.
  
  

  Why? Because we love what we do but most importantly, because we care. Think about that before you bash your public safety members. We are here for you. Re-post if you agree.
  

  

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  Eilene

  over 1 year ago

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  Eilene

  over 1 year ago

  18370 Comments

  

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  Eilene

  over 1 year ago

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  officers_wife

  over 1 year ago

  100 Comments

  thanks for adding me!