Why thank you for saying so, but I'm no angel... just compelled to help a child who may not have the same blessings that we take for granted. For all of God's little lost angels... may you feel the love and comfort of His blessings.
It's been good so far. My little girl and I picked out some things today and donated them to the Angel Tree Ministries. It's a great cause... all children deserve a blessing.
However, a funny thing happened when we got back to my truck.... someone parked so close to my driver side that I had to get in through the passenger door. lol.
A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license. After looking it over, he said to her, "Lady, it stipulates here on your license that you should be wearing glasses."
"Well, I have contacts," the woman replied.
"Look lady, I don't care who you know," snapped the officer. "You're getting a ticket."
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me going just as fast, so why did *I* get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch *all* the fish?"