HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Bubba, Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.Don't mess with the pit bulls- they attacked the mailman this morning andmessed him up bad... I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tellfrom all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Cooter"
My Dear Brothers & Sisters in CHRIST, We Know Our GOD had Said It Won't Be Easy To Be His Follower, But His Word Tells Us It Will Be Worth it, This Life is Temporary, Eternity is Forever! We Pray That GOD Shine His Loving, Protective, Grace Upon You! We Pray For A Miracle That Kim Jong's Heart Opens And Discovers JESUS CHRIST, To Be His LORD And SAVIOR Before it is Too Late! Soon, Very Soon, Every Knee Will Bow, Every Mouth Will Confess, JESUS CHRIST is LORD! Keep On Keepin On Brothers and Sisters! With The Love of JESUS Upon Me, Respectfully, In HIS Service. Tom aka RAMBO-911^i^ http://www.AngelsHaven4911.50megs.com