Asheville, NC
Police Officer / Deputy Sheriff / Other Sworn Position
Actively Serving (has access to L.E. restricted areas)


Shooting, Martial Arts, Fishing, Hunting

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  • Img008_max50


    over 7 years ago

    Thanks for the invite Sgt. Have a great weekend and you and your troops stay safe out there!

  • Hellboy_max50


    over 7 years ago

    When God Made Peace Officers

    When the Lord was creating peace officers, he was into His sixth day of overtime. An angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of idling around on this one."

    And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this order? A peace officer has to be able to run five miles through alleys in the dark, scale walls, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle his uniform. He has to be able to sit in an undercover car all day at a stakeout, cover a homicide scene that night, canvas the neighborhood for witnesses and testify in court the next day. He has to be in top physical condition at all times, running on black coffee and half-eaten meals. And he has to have six pairs of hands."

    The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of way!"

    "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord. "It's the three pairs of eyes the officer has to have."

    "That's on the standard model?" asked the angel.

    The Lord nodded. "One pair that sees through a bulge in a pocket before he asks, "May I see what's in there, Sir?" (When he already knows and wishes he'd taken that accounting job) Another pair here in the side of his head for his partner's safety. And another pair of eyes here in front that can look reassuringly at a bleeding victim and say, "You'll be alright, Ma'am....when he knows it isn't so."

    "Lord, " said the angel, touching his sleeve. Rest and work on this tomorrow."

    "I can't", said the Lord, "I already have a model that can talk a 250 pound drunk into a patrol car without incident and feed a family of five on a civil service paycheck."

    The angel circled the model of the peace officer very slowly. "Can it think?" she asked.

    "You bet", said the Lord. "It can tell you the elements of a hundred crimes, recite Miranda warnings in its sleep, detain, investigate, search, and arrest a gang member on the street in less time than it takes five learned judges to debate the legality of the stop...and it still keeps its sense of humor. This officer also has phenomenal personal control. He can deal with crime scenes painted in hell, coax a confession from a child abuser, comfort a murder victim's family, and then read in the daily newspaper how law enforcement isn't sensitive to the rights of criminal suspects."

    Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek of the peace officer. "There's a leak," she pronounced. "I told you that you were trying to put too much into this model."

    "That's not a leak," said the Lord. "It's a tear."

    "What's a tear for?" asked the angel.

    "It's for bottled up emotions, for fallen comrades, for commitment to that funny piece of cloth called the American flag for justice."

    "You're a genius," said the angel.

    The Lord looked somber, "I didn't put it there," He said, "It comes with the job."

    Called: Tears Of a Cop ( God's Version)

  • 45089_396847393722850_1055776862_n_max50


    over 7 years ago

    Tim, you have some amazing references there :)

  • Usmc_max50


    over 7 years ago

    Thanks for the invite...Stay safe

  • 45089_396847393722850_1055776862_n_max50


    over 7 years ago

    HI Tim, thanks for the invite :)

  • 00_aa_max50


    over 7 years ago

    Hey thank you for the invite and stay safe

  • Nunst042_max50


    over 7 years ago

    Hello from Montana. Thanks for the add. Stay safe and keep it real.

  • Photo_user_blank_big


    over 7 years ago

    Hey Tim thanks for the invite, stay safe!

  • Photo_user_blank_big


    over 7 years ago

    Thanks for the add Sgt.

  • Stud_max50


    over 7 years ago

    Thanks for the invite, looks like we have alot in common. I sure do miss North Carolina.

  • Dsc00684_max50


    over 7 years ago

    Thanks for te add brother !!! Stay safe !!!

  • Tactical_rappelling_max50


    over 7 years ago

    Thanks for the add and be safe out there!

  • Menu-logo-button_max50


    over 7 years ago

  • Corrections11_28264047_std_max600_max50


    over 7 years ago

    Thank You for the invite;-) Stay Safe!!

  • Img002_max50


    over 7 years ago

    Great name