Hi! Melissa, Now I Don't Mean To Be Over Doing This But I'm Compelled To Share This With As Many Of My Friends As Possible Not Only is it a Clean Joke But It Just Cracked Me UP! When I First Read it OK,,, HERE GOES, lol,,
"BURGLARY OF HABITATION"
2 Men Observed That a Husband and Wife Left for Work every Morning at 6am, After Days of Observing, They Waited For Them to leave for work Than They Broke into the Residence, As The 2 Men were Gathering Their Take, In the corner of the Living Room A Parrot in his Cage Announces, Jesus is Watching You! He Repeats, Jesus is Watching You! The 2 Men Looked at each other and Laughed Saying, Did You Hear that Bird! So One of Them ask, Whats Your Name? The Parrot Replys, Moses, The 2 Men Laughed again, and One Says, Now Who Would Name a Bird Moses, and The Parrot Replys, The Same Person that Named The Rottweiler Jesus.