Logancodeputy19

Location:
Grand Junction, CO
Service:
Federal Officer / Agent
Status:
Former (non-Retired)

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Hobbies:
Football, Shooting, Martial Arts, Hunting

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    UnionDeputy

    over 6 years ago

    A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime.
    The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch. The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning.
    "What's the moaning all about, ma'am?" asked the officer.
    The blonde replied, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"

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    UnionDeputy

    over 6 years ago

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
    He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
    Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts.
    The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
    "Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
    "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
    The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.
    A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
    "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks.
    "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 142."

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    starting_fresh

    over 6 years ago

    Hey thanks for the friend request stay safe and God bless!

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    Anonymous

    over 6 years ago

    Thanks for the invite,my sister in blue.Stay Safe,Always wear your vest ,&God Bless!

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    jls8901

    over 6 years ago

    Thanks for the add request - STAY SAFE!

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    Southtroygirl

    over 6 years ago

    GOOD WEEKEND Pictures, Images and Photos

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    Target119

    over 6 years ago

    Thanks for adding me!

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    Coyotie

    over 6 years ago

    thanks 4 the add

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    jimhoerricks

    over 6 years ago

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    Anonymous

    over 6 years ago

    Stay safe, and have a great week!!!

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    MysticWolf

    over 6 years ago





    Good Morning - Comments and Graphics!


    And Have A Great Week End

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    UnionDeputy

    over 6 years ago

    A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
    The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
    Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
    The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.
    The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."

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    UnionDeputy

    over 6 years ago

    "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

    "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey do-do."

    "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife will get a toaster oven."

    "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

    "Just how big were those two beers?"

    "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

    "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

    "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.

    And here is a cute fishy police story. . . .

    A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in Lake Taupo. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

    One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

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    cynjin

    over 6 years ago

    Thanks for the add.

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    Anonymous

    over 6 years ago

    Tabitha thanks for the add. Stay safe out there and stay warm!