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  lasr24

  over 2 years ago

  8564 Comments

  Thank you for the add, I hope you have a wonderful day!

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  Anonymous

  over 2 years ago

  
  HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR. JOHN

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  Irishcop1961

  over 2 years ago

  36852 Comments

  Just wanted to wish you a Safe and Merry Christmas.

  Gary

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  LAWMANTUKES

  over 2 years ago

  6558 Comments

  Greetings From Miami, Florida..!!

  Hello..!!..:-) And welcome aboard as my friend here in the community. I am both honored and pleased to call you friend. I wish you and family a safe and wonderful Christmas season. I pray that you will be safe and cautious during your relentless fight against all that is evil and criminal. Do take care and please feel free to keep in touch.

  Art

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  BigNTS

  over 2 years ago

  6126 Comments

  Merry Christmas and have a Safe and Happy New Year!

  
  Christmas Countdown

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  Dep1870

  over 2 years ago

  188 Comments

  Thanks for the add Laura. Stay Safe!

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  LLB150

  over 2 years ago

  404 Comments

  How to tell where a Cop works.
  
  Narcotics

  -Immediately grow facial hair, tell everybody you were ordered to.

  -Start watching every episode of Monster Garage.

  -Buy a biker wallet with a big chain.

  -Make every case involve overtime $$$.

  -Buy bunches of boats, RV's, and motorcycles with that overtime.

  -Learn to play golf drunk.

  SWAT

  -Wear team T-shirts, Oakley sunglasses and boots everyday.

  -Try to fit the word breach in to every conversation.

  -Have a mirror handy to check hair, if you have hair.

  -Never say hello to anyone who is not an operator, just practice your SWAT
  head nod.

  -Subscribe to Soldier of Fortune and Muscle and Fitness.

  -Learn to play golf wearing a gun.

  Community Service units

  -Hate SWAT.

  -Work to make everybody love you.

  -Paint your office in pastel colors.

  -Think Feng Shui.

  -Subscribe to Psychology Today.

  -Learn to play miniature golf.

  Traffic units

  -Write tickets to EVERYBODY.

  -Spend every weekend cleaning your bike and polishing boots.

  -Annoy everyone on the radio calling out your stops.

  -Talk about nothing but how many tickets you wrote in one day.

  -Ride by a building with big windows to see your reflection.

  -Golf is lame, motor rodeos are cool.
  
  K-9 Units

  -Become sadistic.

  -Show pictures of your latest dog bite.

  -Brag about your largest drug find.

  -Smell like a dog.

  -Workout 3 times a day.

  -Show off your bruises.

  Administrative Units

  -Three-hour lunches everyday, tell everybody it's a "meeting."

  -Upgrade department cell phone every month.

  -Tell everybody you are published in a national law enforcement magazine.

  -Update your revenge list on a weekly basis.

  -Golf Rules! Play lots of golf.

  Patrol Units

  -Has nerves of steel.

  -In a terminal state of nausea from department politics.

  -Inability to keep mouth shut.

  -Has defining tastes in alcohol.

  -Is respected by peers.

  -Beats the crap out of his caddy on any bogeyed shot.
  
  FTO

  -Automatically grasps the door handle until knuckles turn white when car
  is put in gear.

  -Considers a multiple-victim homicide in progress a “good training
  opportunity” and asks to take primary.

  -Considers less than three hours of OT to be a quiet day.
  
  Investigators

  -Come in at 0800.

  -"Breakfast" from 0815 to 1030.

  -Work from 1030 to Noon.

  -Noon to 1400 Work out and Lunch.

  -1400-1700 Sit in CID and talk about how many girlfriends you have and how
  the wife doesn't know. Plan your next RV, fishing, motorcycle trip.

  Patrol Sergeant

  -Remembers very well "how we used to do do it."

  -Always willing to tell his officers the above.

  -Tries to fit the word "liability" in to every sentence.

  -Talks about "what he's hearing from upstairs."
  
  Trainee

  -Unable to grow facial hair.

  -Watches every episode of Cops.

  -Worships the ground the SWAT guys walk on.

  -Arrives for work three hours early.

  -Thinks the sergeant is thrilled to see him.

  -Won't drink on the golf course because it violates the open container
  ordinance.
  
  Feds

  - Shave head, and grow goatee (unless you want to be a management weenie,
  then make sure you are clean shaven, with short almost military style
  haircut).

  - Wear 5.11 pants, and polo with agency logo (unless you want to be a
  management weenie, then make sure you always have a shirt and pants to which a
  jacket and tie can be quickly added for when the boss might be around).

  - Arrive at work at 8AM, spend one hour answering useless emails, and 30
  minutes checking your retirement investments. Then go with another agent to
  Starbucks "to discuss a new case."

  - After participating in your first warrant service (as outside cover)
  make plans to join the agency SRT, SWAT, etc, to "properly utilize your
  superior tactical skills."

  - After doing your first buy bust, immediately begin asking the boss about
  "long term undercover" jobs.

  - Refuse to play golf with "the locals."
  
  New Corrections Officers

  - Show up for work 15 minutes early.

  - Buy only the best ink pens (Pilot G-2).

  - Wear T-Shirts of your "dream department" under your uniform.

  - Wear a full duty belt of gear even though you have to remove everything
  when you arrive at the facility.

  - Become friends with every local police officer.
  
  Court Security

  -Say you don’t want to work patrol anyway, but monitor dispatch channel
  while in courtroom.

  -Have Jail and courthouse cafeteria menus memorized.

  -Have seriously thought of entering law school after sitting through three
  jury trials.

  -Consider the Public Defenders’ Christmas party the high point of the year.
  
  Defensive Tactics Instructor

  -Starts stretching before making arrest.

  -Can spend hours debating the advantages of ASP vs. straight stick.

  -Has spent more than $50 on a wood baton.

  -Giggles when a suspect starts to resist.
  
  Firearms Instructor

  - Responds to every question/statement with the word, 'huh?'

  - Has a % lead/blood level higher than the current Chief's approval
  rating.

  - Operates under the assumption that the more beer you drink, the more of
  that lead leaves your system.

  - Thinks a new tactical handgun is a great Christmas gift for the
  wife/girlfriend.

  - Has an image of a custom 1911-A1 for a screen-saver.

  - Wears the latest high-tech electronic hearing protectors during normal
  conversation.

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  Anonymous

  over 2 years ago

  Hey you. I have been doing good. What a out you? How had work been going? I hope that your staying safe out there. I'm pretty excited about Christmas. I vet the best gift ever. I get to spend it with my family. Well I hope you have a great rest of the week and happy holidays if I don't get to talk to you.

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  RANGER_ONE_TX

  over 2 years ago

  4610 Comments

  Have a Great Weekend...

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  Anonymous

  over 2 years ago

  What did u get verified for

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  LLB150

  over 2 years ago

  404 Comments

  Well hallelujah, I FINALLY got verified! WhooHoo..Only took me almost 2 years to the day to get my stuff turned in to do it..Now, dont I get a prize or something??

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  marine10311

  over 2 years ago

  572 Comments

  Just droping by to say hello to some old PL friend's. Amd wish you a happy holiday.

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  Rmatayabas

  over 2 years ago

  8758 Comments

  A Police Officer's Prayer

  Oh Lord, while I'm on my beat

  May I know that you're with me,

  And protect me as I go to guard

  Other's lives and property.

  Help me ignore those who scorn

  And show me no respect,

  But be mindful of all citizens

  I've sworn to protect.

  Be with my fellow officers

  And guard their safety too.

  May I always put duty first

  In the work that I must do.

  May I not disgrace the uniform

  But bring pride to the badge I wear.

  That I'd be a good policeman, Lord

  Would be my only prayer.

  Amen

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  SkoolCop49

  over 2 years ago

  1560 Comments

  

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  Rmatayabas

  over 2 years ago

  8758 Comments

  hello there ! how are you doing .... just stopping by to say hi : )