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  BigNTS

  over 2 years ago

  6126 Comments

  Merry Christmas and have a Safe and Happy New Year!

  
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  Eilene

  over 2 years ago

  18370 Comments

  Hi Andrew, Am I the only one who posts on your page??? The cold and wind this week is the worst I've ever experienced. We had snow squalls yesterday and a dusting sometime this morning, the weather cast says we are supposed to get snow next week but they can't predict that far in advance and get it right. Stay warm my friend.

  Temperature 24 degrees, Windchill 17 degrees,
  Wind Advisory in effect 20 to 30mph winds with gust reaching 40 to 50mph.

  

  You Might Be a Policeman if...

  You have the bladder capacity of five people.

  You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.

  You believe that 75% of people are a waste of space.

  Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery at shift change.

  You call for a name check on anyone who is remotely friendly to you.

  Discussing dismemberment over dinner seems perfectly normal to you.

  You find humor in other peoples stupidity.

  You have your weekends off planned for a year.

  You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.

  You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says " God its quiet today".

  Your diet consists of food that has gone through more processing than a computer can track.

  You're the only sober person in the kebab house.

  You believe chocolate is a food group.

  Having alcohol at 7am seems perfectly normal.

  You have ever wanted to hold a seminar called "Suicide, getting it right the first time".

  You believe "Too stupid to Live" should be a valid court outcome.

  When you mention vegetables, you're not referring to a food group.

  You think caffeine should be available in IV form.

  Your prisoner states, "I have no idea how I got here" - and neither have you.

  Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.

  You nodded and laughed at all of the above, and realized what a sick bunch we all are.

  

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  Eilene

  over 2 years ago

  18370 Comments

  Hi Andrew, We ain't got no stinkin' snow, the little we got the other day is gone, except now it's raining and if the temps drop overnight I'm sure we will have ice in the morning. Although, we typically get 25 to 45 mph winds which to me is strange because we sit in a bowl surrounded by mountains. Who knows I'm not a Fredericktonian and the weather here has been strange since I moved here. Have a great week and please stay safe in the "big house".

  

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  Don’t think that love, to be true, has to be extraordinary. What is necessary is to continue to love. How does a lamp burn, if it is not by the continuous feeding of little drops of oil? When there is no oil, there is no light and the bridegroom will say: “I do not know you”. Dear friends, what are our drops of oil in our lamps? They are the small things from every day life: the joy, the generosity, the little good things, the humility and the patience. A simple thought for someone else. Our way to be silent, to listen, to forgive, to speak and to act. That are the real drops of oil that make our lamps burn vividly our whole life. Don’t look for Jesus far away, He is not there. He is in you, take care of your lamp and you will see Him.”
  – Mother Teresa
  
  

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  ssu459

  over 2 years ago

  152596 Comments

  Have a wonderful Christmas Day.

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  Eilene

  over 2 years ago

  18370 Comments

  Yo Andrew- We had snow this morning and it caused a 15 vehicle accident up on Interstate 70, but that's how these people roll when it snows...when it rains....when the weather is clear LOL. Have a great weekend and be safe.

  

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  Eilene

  over 2 years ago

  18370 Comments

  Hey Andrew I think the weather all over the world is totally screwed up, it's been snowing in England for the last week (they can keep the snow on their side of the pond) Hope everything is well with your and yours. Be safe in the "big house"

  
  
  

  Frederick Weather Next 4 Days, it wouldn't be so bad if the wind would stop :(

  THURSDAY
  Cold with plenty of sunshine
  H: 35ºF | L: 16ºF

  FRIDAY
  Mostly cloudy
  H: 40ºF | L: 21ºF

  SATURDAY
  Some sun, then increasing clouds
  H: 48ºF | L: 33ºF

  SUNDAY
  Rain
  H: 50ºF | L: 33ºF

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  Eilene

  over 2 years ago

  18370 Comments

  Aloha Andrew (did that help?) We don't have snow in the forecast for the next week but that could change in a heartbeat. The temps have been in the 30's and 40's during the day and in the 20's and 30's at night. The worst thing is the winds last week and this coming week we are supposed to have 40+mph winds. Windier here than in Chicago. You don't have the worst luck, you just have enough criminals in Iowa LOL. At our last HOA Board Meeting somehow I was roped in to be our Neighborhood Watch coordinator I still have no clue how that happened. What else do I have to do???? Have a great rest of the weekend, stay warm, and above all stay safe.

  Happy Saturday, 22 days and counting until Christmas Day. No matter how old your kids are (if you have any) they still look forward to Christmas Morning. Get your shopping done early or like me do it online, it’s safer than getting trampled on in Wal-Mart or the Mall. And please, please be safe out there, lately there have just been too many LODD and one is too many. And remember he is making a list and checking it twice, I’ve told him who on my friends list is naughty or nice.

  
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  "A friend is one who walks in when others walk out." - Walter Winchell

  
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  ssu459

  over 2 years ago

  152596 Comments

  It's just around the corner, Dec.21st. Enjoy the weekend and stay safe.

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  ssu459

  over 2 years ago

  152596 Comments

  Have a good week. Take care and stay safe.

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  Eilene

  over 2 years ago

  18370 Comments

  Hi Andrew, Midnights bring out the "best" in people so hopefully you will see some action. As for the dreaded Black Friday, I do not go shopping at all during Christmas. The closest I got to Black Friday was going to Wal-Mart at 0200 on Thanksgiving Morning to buy a new electric knife since we could not find the blades for the old one LOL. I do all of my Christmas shopping online.

  
  

  
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  ssu459

  over 2 years ago

  152596 Comments

  Have a good one,my friend.

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  ssu459

  over 2 years ago

  152596 Comments

  Good evening.Thanks much for your friendship,it's appreciated.Take care,stay safe and enjoy a great week and successful career.

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  Eilene

  over 2 years ago

  18370 Comments

  Hi Andrew- Triple pay that sucks for that kind of money I'd be a CO LOL. Hope your wife saved you some T-day dinner. Of course she wouldn't allow you to turn down that kind of OT, I wouldn't let my husband either if he got paid OT LOL. Be safe in the Big House

  
  

  
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  'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING

  Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep.
  I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
  The leftovers beckoned--the dark meat and white,
  but I fought the temptation with all of my might.

  Tossing and turning with anticipation,
  the thought of a snack became infatuation.
  So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
  and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

  I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
  pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
  I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
  till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

  I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
  With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
  But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.......
  happy eating to all---pass the cranberries, please!

  ~~Author Unknown.~~

  HOW TO OBSERVE THANKSGIVING

  Count your blessings instead of your crosses;
  Count your gains instead of your losses.
  Count your joys instead of your woes;
  Count your friends instead of your foes.
  Count your smiles instead of your tears;
  Count your courage instead of your fears.
  Count your full years instead of your lean;
  Count your kind deeds instead of your mean.
  Count your health instead of your wealth;
  Count on God instead of yourself.

  ~~Author Unknown.~~

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  Jonas

  over 2 years ago

  38360 Comments

  Thank you sir. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. Stay safe.

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  Rmatayabas

  over 2 years ago

  8758 Comments

  happy thanksgiving