I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and have a truly prosperous and delightful 2011 (no matter what the government is doing :-) Just enjoy everything you can enjoy and be kind to everyone (it's good for them and it's good for you too).
2 Men Observed That a Husband and Wife Left for Work every Morning at 6am, After Days of Observing, They Waited For Them to leave for work Than They Broke into the Residence, As The 2 Men were Gathering Their Take, In the corner of the Living Room A Parrot in his Cage Announces, Jesus is Watching You! He Repeats, Jesus is Watching You! The 2 Men Looked at each other and Laughed Saying, Did You Hear that Bird! So One of Them ask, Whats Your Name? The Parrot Replys, Moses, The 2 Men Laughed again, and One Says, Now Who Would Name a Bird Moses, and The Parrot Replys, The Same Person that Named The Rottweiler Jesus.