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Good Cop / Bad Cop taken about 1 year ago

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2nd Amendment Shootout taken about 1 year ago

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About Me: I'm a 911 operator... I've been here almost 2 years (april 16 is my 2 yr anniversary).. Once I am done with my associates degree- I plan to become bilingual in Spanish. During all of the schooling- i am going to learn all the aspects of call taking (911,non emergency, Teletype) then I will move over to dispatch. Once I am done with school I plan to join the academy. "Keep St. Michael by your heart at all times..." (updated 1/26/09) When the Lord was creating Police Officers, He was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And the Lord said, "Have you read the requirements on this order? A Police Officer has to be able to run five miles through alleys in the dark, scale walls, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle their uniform." "They have to be able to sit in an undercover car all day on a stakeout, cover a homicide scene that night, canvass the neighborhood for witnesses, and testify in court the next day." "They have to be in top physical condition at all times, running on black coffee and half-eaten meals, and they have to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands . . . no way!!" "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord, "it's the three pairs of eyes an officer has to have." "That's on the standard model?" asked the angel. The Lord nodded. "One pair that sees through a bulge in a pocket before they ask, 'May I see what's in there, sir?'" (when they already know and wish they'd taken that accounting job) "Another pair here in the side of their head for their partner's safety, and another pair of eyes here in front so they can look reassuringly at a bleeding victim and say, 'You'll be alright, ma'am,' when they know it isn't so." "Lord," said the angel, touching His sleeve, "rest and work on this tomorrow." "I can't," said the Lord, "I already have a model that can talk a 250 pound drunk into a patrol car without incident and feed a family of five on a civil service paycheck." The angel circled the model of the Police Officer very slowly. "Can it think?" she asked. "You bet," said the Lord, "it can tell you the elements of a hundred crimes, recite Miranda warnings in its sleep, detain, investigate, search, and arrest a gang member on the street in less time than it takes five learned judges to debate the legality of the stop . . . and still it keeps its sense of humor. This officer also has phenomenal personal control. They can deal with crime scenes painted in hell, coax a confession from a child abuser, comfort a murder victim's family, and then read in the daily paper how law enforcement isn't sensitive to the rights of criminal suspects." Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek of the Police Officer. "There's a leak," she pronounced, "I told you that you were trying to put too much into this model." "That's not a leak," said the Lord. "It's a tear." "What's the tear for?" asked the angel. "It's for bottled-up emotions, for fallen comrades, for commitment to that funny piece of cloth called the American flag, for justice." "You're a genius," said the angel. The Lord looked somber. "I didn't put it there," He said
Hobbies:: Patch Collecting, Baseball, Shooting, Fishing
Favorite Movies:: Big Daddy; Meet the Parents;TMNT; Wedding Crashers;
Favorite Music:: The First 48; Law & Order SVU; Survivor Man; HGTV!!

AP6019: Activity

April 04

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March 25

AP6019 is now friends with kathywells79.

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AP6019 is now friends with nmalvarez1.

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10 months ago

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Jessica, it is nice to meet you, look forward to chatting with you. Take care, Stay safe, Keep'em safe. We should chat (privately) sometime. I have a son who lives in Austin.
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10 months ago

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12 months ago

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Thanks for the add!! Stay safe out there and I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
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about 1 year ago

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